Above is some information they asked about ME, BOb. However, I don't think it is enough for you to be satified. There is so much more to know.
Full Name: You will never find out! Ever! Ha ha ha!
Spouse: What? Mouse? No, I don't have any mice.
Wife: Ah, here we go. Wanda is my wife. She is a beautiful pineapple. She models for pineapple commercials and gets manicures all the time.
Offspring: Their music is okay. But I don't understand it.
Children: Oh! I have one daughter named Binky Loo. She is a darling six-year old pineapple. She has been offered a scholarship to Standford and Harvard, but Wanda and I decided she is a bit too young to go to college, despite her abnormally large brain. I also have a cute baby son named Heyoo. He is a round little watermelon, and all he does most of the time is gurgle. He looks just like me when I was a baby, and acts like I did when I was about fifteen.
Occupation: Yes, I'm rather busy right now.
Job: Oh. I recently got a job working as a professional cheese-breeder! I breed different kinds of cheese to make beeyootiful lunch food. Wanda makes quite a lot of money modeling and being a movie star, so I only work three days a week.
Education: What?
Favorite Number: 11
Favorite Shade of Purple: Light violet.
Favorite Color: Hot pink.
Favorite Sport: Frubble, Lacrosse
Favorite Country: Sweden
Birthdate: 1/1/1777
Favorite Nap time: Any time! zzzzzzzzzzzz............
