Wanda's Wanderful thoughts are here!!!! A page for thoughts all my own! These are my innermost thoughts. These are what I think about all day long.

7/23-If I had green hair, I wouldn't be blond, would I? If I weren't a blond, would I still be the same person? Would I be smarter? Nah. What if I died my hair green? What then?

7/20-The sun shines ever brightly on my shoes.

7/19-The sun is shining brightly today, so I am thinking of sheep. Sheep are beautiful animals. They are fun to count, and they have the most intelligence in a fuzzy animal I have ever witnessed.

6/18- I would like to be French. Perhaps I could be French some day?

5/30-The Alphabet begins with A. So does Alligator. But W is a much better letter, for SO many reasons. Wanda begins with W, you know.

5/12-Fish say "glub glub," I say "Pass the sugar, before my mocha frappucino gets warm."

4/22-Why are pancakes and cereal breakfast food? Why? Why can't we eat them whenever we want?

4/15-Do chickens eat worms? I guess that's what good worms do.

3/14- Worms. What good do they do?

2/30- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I wish I were pink. Pink is so pretty.

2/17-If a chicken falls off a boat in the Meditteranean, can it swim to the shore? Or fly? Or fly back into the boat?

2/5-What would happen if no one was left on Earth but me? How would I survive? I mean, I would look sooo ugly, and no one would be able to help me do complicated things, like well, like EVERYTHING! I mean, what would happen if there was no one left to admire me! I would be sooo DEVASTATED!!! I wonder if there is a way to prevent being the only one left on Earth. I shall have to ask BOb...... He is rather brilliant in this sort of stuff. How confusing.

1/1- Happy New Year!

10/17- BOb would look SO much better as a girl!!!

10/16- Yike! I found out today that in nine days time, I am going to give birth to baby boy!!! I think I will name him Shirley, or something along those lines.

10/15-If everyone with a shoe was named Cindy, there would be a lot of people named Cindy with torn socks.

10/14-Binky Loo needs new clothes. She hasn't gone shopping in nearly two weeks.

10/13-BOb needs a face lift.

10/12-If everyone who thought Binky Loo was cute gave her a dollar, you would be one dollar poorer.(Or else.)

10/11- Binky Loo is so beautiful. I will hate to leave her when she goes to modeling school.

10/10-I think I will buy Binky Loo a big make-up kit for her birthday. She should learn to apply mascara when she's still young.

10/9-Binky Loo will be five in a month!

10/8- Maybe I'll ask everyone who thinks I'm beautiful to give me a dollar. I think it would be rather productive.

10/7- If everyone that thought I was beautiful gave me a dollar, I would be a millionaire.

10/6- When BOb is old, will he still have a stupid grin?

10/5- What will happen to my when I'm old? Will I still be beautiful?

10/4-I am thinking of adopting a chicken. Is raising a chicken hard? Or not? If I was a chicken, would I be beautiful? Are chickens beautiful?

10/3-Are chickens ever beautiful?

10/2- Binky Loo is so cute. If she was a chicken, would she still be cute?

10/1- Sigh. Being a model is SOO hard. What if I was a chicken would I still be a model?