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American History X
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I was the last of my friends to see American History X, but I got it tonight, & it blew my mind.
Edward Norton was awesome as the jailed Nazi (tattoo's also pretty spiffy) and the guy that played his brother also held his own.
I hate to admit it, but after the perfection of the double killing scene, I couldn't help but hope Norton would be angrier when he got out.
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American Pie 2
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Certainly not as good as the first slice...
The first hour was fantabulous, mostly due to the perfect use of the Stifler character. The mid-section of the movie was pretty boring though, and left me fairly unsatisfied depite an ok ending.
It might well have gotten 4 stars if my expectations hadn't been so high.
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| America's Sweethearts |
Certainly not good, but it could've been a lot worse.
The plot was predictable as hell, and sadly I just don't have enough estrogen in me to care about Love Triangles unless all three hop on one another at the same time.
On the upside, Billy Crystal and some dirty latin guy each had a few AWESOME one-liners. |
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Baby Boy
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Definitely watchable, and a fine enhancer of one's gangsta lingo.
Strongly recommended to females, because once you've seen Snoop in a beater... I look even more like a Greek god.
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Blade II
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This reminded me of wrestling in that if you ignored some major logic lapses and some cheesey lines you got to watch some incredible fighting and a hot-ass chick.
I like wrestling.
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Blow
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Good Drug Movie
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Changing Lanes
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A stupid morality play featuring some good actors, and also Ben Affleck.
Dumb concept still could have been executed better than it was.
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Coyote Ugly
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Let's get one thing straight right away... This is not the softcore porn that many were hoping for.
It's actually somewhat of a chick flick.
With that out of the way, it's a damn good chick flick, and the chicks in question are hot as shit.
This movie is perfect for those of us who travel in couples, because it has a "heart-warming" storyline as well as some top-notch booty.
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Crazy Beautiful
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Reccomendation to avoid... no matter how much tail you're offered. Also... despite what your girlfriend might tell you, there aren't any lesbians.
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Fight Club
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BEST MOVIE EVER
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Friday
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Best Drug Movie Ever
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1/2
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I Am Sam
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This is Crystal's favorite movie ever. I thought it was ok, but nothing to blow one's load over.
Gotta admit that Sean Penn was awesome in it & that Michelle P. is an extreme MILF.
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1/2
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Ice Age
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Much like Shrek, & Monsters Inc. I entered the theatre feeling silly & walked out laughing my ass off
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Mission Impossible 2
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Mission Impossible 2 was ok, but I didn't love it.
Let's be honest... it's more than a lil' tough to buy into Tom Cruise playing a shit kickin' Action Hero.
It had a few neat fight scenes filled with wrestling moves, the Mission Impossible theme, and a co-star with great boobs.
Those are your three stars right there
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Monsters Inc.
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Not bad, i s'pose. It was pretty funny, but don't go in expecting Toy Story or Shrek.
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1/1
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"O"
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Kind of a messed up movie.
It had great acting, a basketball related theme, Julia Stiles, and a few interesting twists.
Not too shabby at all for a flick with a Shakespearean background.
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1/2
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Ocean's 11
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Pretty sweet heist flick. Clooney & Pitt as always kept me chuckling, and for once Julia Roberts kept her damn mouth closed enough to not ruin a good movie. I'd highly reccomend checkin' it out.
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Rat Race
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Stupid comedy... Should've seen it coming when I saw Mr. Bean & when Jackass told me that it was hilarious. These people didn't deserve the money anyway.
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Road Trip
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If you're an immature male, there is no beating this one. I can honestly say that there were about 39 (actually, prolly 40 or 38) boobs on-screen in the first 20 minutes. Not shitty boobs either... On the dpwnside, boobs are apparently offensive to the female gender, because Crystal wanted to leave the theatre!
Boobs aside, Road Trip is some funny shit. Tom Green was good, but the man formerly know as Stiffler is CASH MONEY!!
If it was good for both sexes, it'd be a 5-star flick.
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Rock Star
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Certainly nothing special, and they butchered Jennifer Anniston... but it was watchable.
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Rush Hour 2
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A whole lotta kung-fu craziness with a side order of racist sterotypes & cheesy humor.
Works for me, gosh darn it.
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Summer Catch
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Any guy worth his salt will pay rental fee's for the scenes with Jessica Biel in a bikini, & a wet T-shirt. These same guys though, should recognize Freddie Prinze as a sure sign that it's not worth theatre movie price.
In fairness though, it's no worse than your average romantic comedy, and chicks seem to dig it.
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1/2
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Swordfish
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See it.
There are some deadly action scenes, & Halle Berry shows off her baby feeders. Storyline doesn't even suck.
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The Cell
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To give you a perspective of just how bad this flick drags on, i'll let you know that it got a star because Jennifer Lopez is awesome looking, a star because of her acting, and a star for the awesome special effects, then had a star and a half deducted 'cause it was so damn boring.
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1/2
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Tomcats
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Not what i'd call a great movie... but it has the potential for hilarity on a night when there's nothin' better to do.
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Traffic
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Bad Drug Movie
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Training Day
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Although the room i watched this with was lukewarm towards the film, I reall enjoyed Training Day. Denzell, as you might assume, was awesome and even the white guy did a pretty good job.
If we had cops like those around here... we'd need to learn to run faster!
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We Were Soldiers
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To quote Maxim "They certainly weren't screenwriters".
Gory though... I like that.
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