" Me and Britney??? Sorry."-Justin

They went out for 8 months... they lost their virginity together... yada yada yada...whatever. Look, I like Justin not because he is single, I'll still like him whether or not he's going out with Bitchney. They are NOT going out. I don't know, i just think it's common sense. I mean... hel-LO! A cute guy like Justin, and a slut like Bitchney? it doesn't mix. She's as fake as they can get-fake boobs [don't try and tell me those massive things just sprout out as a side effect for her "knee injury", or worse yet, a "growth spurt"], fake hair [okay, yesterday it was blond, today it's brown, tommorow its gonna be black, and can you say "hair extensions"?], fake voice [yeah, I believe her. I really do. That's actually her REAL voice], fake tan [C'mon! Sometimes she looks so orange it sickens me], fake abs [Have you ever seen her videos? They look rock hard, don't they? But then you see her live, and suddenly, her "abs" turn into flabs. hmmmm...]. Let's just face it. Bitchney's as fake as they get. And yeah, i hate her guts. Not because of that rumor [I hated her way before that] And other than being fake, she's a liar. I've heard Bitchney say they arn't going out, and i've heard her say they are. But I have never heard Justin say they are going out [But then again, why would he want to?] He might be denying it, but relax, I don't think he is. After all, doesn't she have a "crush" on Prince William? Okay, don't think I'm jealous of her, whatever you do [What's there to be jealous of?]. You don't hear me complaining about Christina Aguilera or Jessica Simpson, do you? Well that's because they have REAL voices! They can sing. And also, don't think I hate her because of her breast implants. It is strictly her business whether or not she chooses to get them, and i would respect her if she at least told the truth. Or if she at least could have come up with a better excuse [A growth spurt...gee I wonder why her boobs grow, and not the rest of her body?] I completely respect Pamela Anderson, she told everyone that she got implants because thats the way she wants to look. If Bitchney really has talent, she wouldn't have to show off so much of her breasts. Take Jessica Simpson, for example. Her's are huge, but REAL, and does she show them off? No. She's depending on her voice, not her body. My bottom line is: Justin and Bitchney are NOT going out. She's too fake for him.

Could she be any more fake??? Check out what she said! Click here. Uh, Bit-Bit, it's kinda obvious you got implants! A growth spurt? I don't think so!

okay all you justin fans!!! he's NOT dating bitchney because bitchney is ALREADY dating!!! [scroll down to "scoop"]

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