Keith: Introduce yourself let everybody know who you are. Well everybody already knows who you are but for those who haven’t been on Earth..
Justin: The voices
Keith: Yeah
Lance: I’m Lance
J.C.: I’m J.C.
Joey: I’m Joey
Justin: I would be Justin
Chris: Do you remember when they phased out BooBerry?
Keith: Oh man just introduce yourself
Chris: Remember that Frankenberry and Count Chocula? What happened to BooBerry? Got rid of him!
J.C.: Its a conspiracy. People are afraid to know theirs a poltergeist.
Chris: I don’t know what it is-that just ain’t right. We are gonna march a campaign..bring back the cop.
Keith: That’s a question for you, what kind of food do you eat?
All: Junk food
Keith: What’s your favorite kind of cereal?
Lance: Mine was Frankenberry
Chris: Phased him out!
J.C. Down with the poltergeist, down with the poltergeist!
Justin: Cereal was a fad, huh?
Joey: Ghostbusters!
Chris: We still got the Trix Rabbit, right?
All: Yeah
Keith: Yeah he is runnin around
(I can’t understand right her cause they are all talking then…)
Joey: (singing)Hoppin down the bunny trail
Keith: Someone bit the Trix Rabbit in the ass I heard that
Chris: Really? Their gonna phase him out too
Justin: It was Tony the Tiger
Joey: The tiger caught him, GREEEAAAT
(someone growls here)
Keith: The tiger got pissed man and bit the rabbit
Chris: Dead cartoon cereal box heaven
Justin: You know what they should do? They should have a celebrity deathmatch with all the mascots of cereal. Trix Rabbit, Tony the Tiger, Lucky Charms leprechaun
Chris: As long as they still got em! If their still here.
Justin: Who else is there?
J.C.: Count Chocula
Chris: Count Chocula-PHASED OUT!
Justin: Who evers the super star athlete on the Wheaties box is at the moment, Tiger Woods right now.
Chris: Tigers gone
Keith: I was thinking about you guys cause tomorrow Game Day comes out, if it woulda came out today I would have bought you a copy.
All: ooohhhh
Chris: Game day? Have you played Extreme? NFL Extreme?
Keith: No I haven’t messed with Extreme
Chris: We partying tonight?
Keith: Yeah can we hang?
Chris: Yeah, I got my playstation, we gotta play NFL Extreme
Keith: O.K. after the show I’ll go to the hotel.
Chris: Pittsburg kills all the teams, Pittsburgh the best cause Cordell is unstoppable as quarterback.
Keith: oh yeah?
Chris: Yeah, I’m just telling you right now
Keith: I’ll take you on, I can probably…
Chris: Nothin against the Lions but I’m just sayin’
Keith: Who said I’m playin with the Lions? Just cause were here in Michigan man
Chris: I like the Lions that’s why…My boys out there.
Keith: Man don’t give me no mess. All right tell me about the Disney thing man. You guys just really blew up after it. How did you feel about the whole production of that?
Lance: Thank you Disney-yeah (clapping) It was wonderful, it was great. When they came up with the idea of the special we were like o.k. so then we did it and released it and like you said like within 2 weeks it just blew up the album went platinum and everything just happened so fast. We can’t thank them enough.
Keith: Yeah, so what else was I gonna ask you? I’ll tell you Chris why don’t you ask them one question since you have the mic. Now you got the four guys from the band. Chris if there was one question you had to ask the guys from the band, I want you to look them square in the eyes and ask it right now.
Chris: All right, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket?
*all laugh but Chris*
All: Wasn’t me!
Chris: I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and ya’ll were grinning. I don’t know who it was.
Lance: The old lady next to ya, she was coocoo for CoCo Puffs!
Chris: She was from here so she’ll be hearing it!
Keith: O.K. we are gonna go down the line, Justin your next.
Justin: One question?
Keith: Now I want you to think serious, what would it be?
Justin: Ummm…the only thing I can think of right now is to ask them who they thought the third party was in the room with the whole Clinton Lewinsky thing
*All laugh*
Joey: I DON’T WANNA KNOW!
Chris: She had a stained dress for a year!
Keith: They said there was someone else in the room?
All: Yeah
Keith: I think it was the secret service guy, man.
Justin: No I’m just kiddin. I don’t know…
Keith: No dude do you think they had a threesome goin there?
*All talking here so I can’t tell*
J.C.: I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know! Its none of my business!
Chris: Where’s his wife? Where’s Mrs. Clinton? What’s she sayin about all this?
Keith: You know what? You know where Hillary is? She’s down the street partyin man that’s why she don’t care
J.C.: I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know
Chris: I’ll tell you what-they phased her out! She’s with the cookie cop
Keith: All right J.C. your next, one question
J.C.: Did you ALL wear deodorant today?
*It got cut off here..I ran out of tape and had to get another one so I don’t have this answer or the next question from Joey but it had to do with stand up comedy…here is where it starts back up….*
Joey: I guess I’m really that funny, huh?
Chris: You should quit us and then open for us
J.C.: Do stand-up-cause you are the funniest guy I have ever met
Joey: So you think I am really funny? They like me they really like me
Keith: O.K. Joey since your so funny why don’t you give us a joke
Joey: I suck at jokes-o.k. there’s a mushroom in a bar-oh its really funny-woo. There’s a mushroom in a bar and the bartender says "hey we don’t serve your kind" and he goes "why not? I’m a fun guy (fungi) (Joey laughs and then they all join in)
Chris: I could say one but I’ll probably get in trouble for sayin’ it on the radio.
Keith: Yeah you probably would
Chris: Can I say it?
Justin: Does it have to do with the third party?
Keith: Yeah don’t make it too graphic though
Chris: Yeah it does- What did they find on Monika Lewinsky’s dress? I just heard this one today my best friend Angela told me.
Keith: Chris man I don’t know what did they find?
Chris: A wad of bills
*laughing*
Keith: A wad of bills
Justin: wow
Chris: brought to you by Angela Bartilada(sp?) and his cousin Pete
Keith: Uh Lance if you had to ask a serious question of the rest of your band members I want you to look all four of these guys like you haven’t ever seen them before and ask that question!
Lance: I don’t know what to ask em! Ummm…is it true y’all nominated me for the best bass singer for the Grammies this year?
Justin: That’s not a category Lance
*All are like no and make a buzzer sound*
Justin: We did nominate you for teen idol of the year
Chris: Were trying to phase him out!
Justin: We nominated you and Uh Sarah Michelle Gellar for best kiss for the MTV video awards
Joey: WooHoo!
J.C.: There ya go!
Lance: All right!
Joey: That was a good kiss by the way
Justin: Way to be
Keith: All right fellows lets take care of some business cause I was waiting for you guys to give away the backstage passes to meet you guys tonight-here’s what I’m gonna do I’m gonna clear all the lines out right now
Justin: Well what caller are we gonna make it?
Keith: I dunno what caller do you want to make it? 5? There’s 5 of you guys.
Chris: 5 is a good number
Justin: That’s gonna go to fast lets make them call
Keith: You wanna make em call?
Joey: 749
Justin: Woah I don’t know about that! Lets make it the 25th caller.
Keith: Make it the 25th caller?
Joey: That is a lot of calls!
Keith: Well someone come over here and answer the calls
Lance: We are gonna do it live on the radio?
Keith: Yeah live on the radio
Lance: We have to turn down 24 people on the radio?
Chris: That sucks!
Keith: Well you wanna do number 25?
Lance: Yeah
Keith: That’s what you wanna do?
Lance: Sure
Keith: Well 770-8104 is the telephone number *N Sync is in the studio and we are looking for caller # 25?
All: Yes
Keith: All right caller #25. Uh hi what’s your name?
Caller: Maria
Keith: Your number 1 try again
Joey: Bye-bye
Keith: Lance you do the next one
Lance: All right do I push the button?
*feedback*
Lance: Oh hello? I can’t hear her
Chris: Hello? That’s o.k. you lost anyways! Next caller
Lance: Sorry you were #2 bye!
Keith: hi your #3. #4, #5-thats how you do it man
Lance: Oh o.k.-can I push the button? That button right there?
Keith: Yeah just push it
Chris: That’s cold hearted you know!
Lance: #6 sorry, #7 sorry, hi your number 8, hello? Who’s this?
Keith: Are you alive? Hello?
Chris: Is your phone working?
Caller: Hello?
Lance: Hello
Caller: Hello
Lance: Hello
Chris: See I told you these things are rigged!
Caller: Am I caller #5?
Keith: Were looking for 25
Lance: Sorry you were #9
Caller: Keith?
Keith: Who?
Caller: Keith?Keith!Keith!
Keith: What? Good bye!
*Joey laughs*
Lance: Your #10 sorry call back, your #11 sorry. Hello who’s this?
Caller: This is Vicki
Lance: Oh your #12 sorry
Chris: Why are you talking to these people? Your being so nice to them and then you say sorry your losing!
J.C.: Halfway there
Lance: Your #13 sorry, #14 sorry, #15 sorry, hi your #16 sorry
Chris: Were gonna phase you out like the Cookie Cop!
Lance: 17 sorry, 18 sorry, 19 sorry, 20 sorry, 21 sorry, 22 sorry, 23 sorry, hi who is this?
Caller: Lacy
Lance: Well guess what
Caller: What?
Lance: Your #24 you were almost there
Chris: Wow!
Keith: Well wait a minute here we go fellows
Lance: uh, who is this?
Caller: hello?
Keith: Hello are you there?
Caller: yeah
Keith: What’s your name?
Caller: Maria
Chris: Hillary Clinton and she’s ticked!
Keith: Hey Maria do you like ‘N Sync?
Caller: I love em
Keith: Oh do you
Lance: Do you have the album?
Caller: No I have the c.d.
Keith: What is it called?
Caller: ’N Sync
Keith: Very good
Chris: Hear me snarl
Keith: Well guess what Maria is that your name?
Caller: yeah
Keith: Where you callin’ from Maria?
Caller: Holland, Michigan
Keith: Holland? Can you get from Holland to Grand rapids?
Caller: I’m already goin to the concert
J.C.: All the way from Holland?
Chris: Congratulations! Your gonna see us!
Keith: Your the 25th caller
Caller: Oh my god!
Justin: We can spot her with the wooden shoes
Keith: Uh for those of you who don’t know what that is
Joey: That’s was Lance
*All laugh*
Keith: No Joey seriously what was that?
Lance: Taz
Joey: Taz
Chris: Lance’s Taz
J.C.: A Tasmanian devil
Keith: Did someone give this to you in the parking lot?
Lance: Yeah they did
Chris: Lance likes Tasmanian devils, I like large bills
Keith: Awww that is so nice, they actually spent like 40 bucks on this thing
J.C.: What’s her name? Wait right here
Keith: Is this her name? Should we read her letter on the radio? You guys read it on the air.
J.C.: This ones for you Lance you should read it
Lance: I don’t wanna read it she’ll be mad at me-it might be too personal
J.C.: Dude its your letter!
Joey: Yeah you read it
Chris: I’ll read it! Give me it! *reading* Dear hmhmhm won’t say the name. Hello and welcome back to grand rapids again. My name is hmhmhm won’t say the name again. This performance is my 3rd time seeing you guys. The first time I saw you guys was at Disney for the taping of the ‘N Sync special. My friend and I just happened to be in Florida for vacation and we just happened to be ion the park that day…hmmm that’s a lot of coincidences. It took us only once to get hooked on ‘N Sync there’s just something addictive. I just wanna let you know you’ve the best (I don’t know the word I couldn’t understand Chris, bass maybe?!?) with a beautiful voice and I’m sure you hear this all the time but you have such a sexy voice- oh baby.
*All Laugh*
Chris: Should I say that with a little more feeling?
Justin: Yeah say that sentence again
Chris: I’m sure you hear this all the time but you have SUCH a sexy voice-oh baby.
Justin: You gotta put the emphasis on the oh baby
Chris: I’m sure you hear this all the time but you have such a SEXY voice
All: OH BABY!
Keith: Well we gotta let Lance do the oh baby cause he’s got the
Chris: He’s got the bass voice
Lance: *Very low* Oh baby
Chris: *back to reading* I also think they whole group is blessed to have each other. *Not reading* So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other
*all laugh*
Chris: *Reading*It shows that there is 150% input in all the performances. Love your friend, hmhmhm
Justin: That is a sweet letter
Chris: And there is drool! And there is drool, there is drool on the paper
J.C.: That was a nice letter-Thank you!
Chris: That was a sweet letter Lance
Keith: All right you guys your gonna be doing this song later tonight live on stage and by the way you sold out the show 7, 500 tickets are gone
All: WooHoo!
Chris: Can we give another backstage pass to hmhmhm?
Keith: You wanna do that I have one more left
All: Sure
Keith: But she was out in the parking lot
Chris: We’ll hook her up then we’ll do another caller
Keith: O.k. you wanna do another caller?
Chris: Yeah we’ll hook her up.
Lance: Are we on Disney tonight?
Keith: I dunno are you on Disney tonight? It says ‘N Sync on Disney maybe its a repeat they play that damn show every 15 minutes.
Chris: I heard
Keith: All right we’re gonna get into Tearin’ Up My Heart you guys are gonna be doing this live tonight
All: Yes
Keith: Here is Tearin’ Up My Heart this is ‘N Sync we’ll come back and have some more fun with these guys on WSNX.
*Play Tearin’ Up My Heart*
Keith: Its Tearin up their hearts
Chris: What if we make out own cereal? Like ‘N Sync cereal
J.C.: Yeah but then we could possible be phased out
Chris: Some of us could. The question is the strong will survive cause you know Pop was the coolest. Snap and Crackle were wusses.
Lance: Yeah, wait which one was Pop?
Chris: Pop had the dark hair with the yellow hat
Lance: Oh I like the blonde one
Chris: They were both blonde that’s why
Lance: Ohhh
Chris: Yeah see?
J.C.: Oh I see
Chris: You and Justin
Lance: Me and Justin are gonna be faded out, huh?
Chris: Phased out
Lance: That’s all right cause we’ll start our own cereal
Justin: That’s all right we can be like Minuto
Chris: That means I gotta go, huh?
Justin: Yup!
Chris: No Tim Millers the first to go
*Justin laughs*
Keith: Well your tour must be hell man you guys must never sleep on it
Justin: Uh, I don’t know about that
Chris: I’m tellin ya we could have like little marshmallow N’s in the cereal
Justin: About the time we’re traveling on the tour bus…
Joey: Crunchy stars
Chris: Crunchy stars and marshmallow N’s
Justin: Its like 3 in the morning
Chris: ‘N Sync the cereal
Lance: Oh we do wanna tell you about our Christmas album
Chris: We do?
Lance: Yeah, we’re coming out with a Christmas album comin out in November we’re recording right now
Keith: Oh really?
Chris: Yeah you can play our songs- you heard it first right here!
Keith: Can you give us a sample?
All: Ummmm…
Keith: Go ahead
*all start joking and singing Jingle Bells-not too good, lol*
Keith: You think people are gonna pay 13 dollars for that?
J.C.: NoNoNoNO We just…
Justin: We can’t give out any secrets
J.C.: We just started getting down on it actually the only remake we’ve done so far is Chestnuts
Keith: Oh really
J.C.: I’ll tell ya that but that’s it
Lance: It’s gonna be happening
Keith: O.k. you gotta straighten this out for me…
Chris: Have you ever ate cereal with half and half?
J.C.: That’s disgusting!
Keith: Chris man they need you outside for autographs
*Laughing*
Keith: So tell me what’s the deal with..geez he’s actually leaving-come on man you can come back
Joey: We’ll lock you out!
Justin: K he’s gone now we can have a civilized interview
Keith: All right lets talk about the Janet Jackson thing
All: OOOHHHHH
J.C.: Lets talk about the Janet Jackson thing!
Joey: *singing high!* we go deep and we don’t get no sleep
Keith: Somebody lock Chris out
Justin: Man, lemme tell you how excited I am, this is Justin, I just wanna say I’ve been a big fan…
Chris:(in background) Haha it doesn’t lock!
Justin: of Janets for a long long time actually that’s I mean I started watching her videos and that’s how I got started getting into like singing and dancing and stuff
Chris: The door doesn’t lock
Keith: Oh, damn!
Chris: You can’t say that on the radio
Keith: Oh I can’t? Well it’s after 6
Chris: No we’re phasing you out!
Keith: You want my job? Chris on the radioooooo!
Chris: I’ll do it! I could do it
Keith: So you guys so well how did this happen? Usher’s gonna be doing his own thing I hear and you guys are gonna be opening the rest of the tour all the dates?
J.C.: Yeah
Lance: Yeah just I think October 14-31st
Keith: That’s gonna be huge
J.C.: Then we hit our own tour
Keith: Then you hit your own tour?
All: Yup
Keith: So its nonstop
J.C.: Well the tour we’re getting ready to do is like a continuation of our last tour were gonna try to hit a bunch of cities we didn’t hit last time and we are actually popping in cities we already went to.
Lance: We have a cooler stage
J.C.: It’ll pretty much be the same show-bigger
Keith: Lets do another winner
All: O.k.
Keith: Lets get caller #5 this time make it short. Caller #5 now. Lemme clear the lines cause they cheated.
J.C.: Clear the lines!
Keith: Lets wait for the lines to light up cause that’s always a pretty sight
Lance: Oh it’s goin
Keith: There ya go
Chris: Its like Christmas!
Lance: Justin you get the first one-GO!
Justin: Uh, caller #1 sorry
Lance: Caller #2 sorry try back
Joey: Caller #3 sorry
J.C.: Caller #4 almost!
Lance: Hello who is this?
Caller: Judy
Chris: YOU WON A BOX OF CEREAL! YEAH!
Lance: Well congratulations you were caller #5
All: Yeah WooHoo!
Justin: Where you calling from?
Caller: Grand Rapids
Keith: So your pretty close to the venue?
Caller: 10 minutes away
Chris: You know what’s gonna happen don’t you? Next time we come to Grand Rapids their gonna be throwing Cookie crisps on stage I can feel it!
Keith: Are you willing to do any accapella stuff before you leave?
Chris: Sure what do you want us to do?
Keith: I want you to do God Must Have Spent cause that’s the jam
Lance: We just played that
Keith: I know man there’s a difference between acappella and well what do you guys wanna do?
Lance: We’ll just do God Must Have Spent
*All tuning up*
Chris: We gotta get our notes cause we’ve never done this like on the spot your pressuring us but its cool, its cool
*sing acappella-GREAT!*
Chris: We’ll work on it a little bit
Keith: Man that’s great. I’m looking forward to seeing you guys on stage tonight I’ll be introducing you so we’ll be hanging out. Then I’m taking you on in umm…
Chris: Extreme! NFL Extreme!
Keith: Extreme later on tonight
Chris: DEAD MEAT!
Keith: I appreciate you guys stopping by love ya and thanks for doin such a great job in music and be safe on stage tonight. We are gonna get into I want you back your gonna this live tonight
Joey: WooHoo!
Keith: ‘N Sync exclusively at WSNX say peace out fellows
All: PEACE OUT! (You can hear Chris the most though)
I don’t know who says this(Maybe Lance?!?!?) OOOHH BABY!
*Then I want you back*
