Chris Quotes

~ "I just closed my eyes, let go of the ball and it went in"

~ "I'm the grandfather of the group"

~ "Are you callin me a liar?"

~ "I never did anything wrong in school...I was just blamed for everything"

~ "I think of your family"

~ "Thank You!!"

~ "Tell em to be quiet! Shh! Shh! Shh!"

~ "Is she the one with the head??"

~ "ET Phone Home!"

~ "YOU WON A BOX OF CEREAL! YAH!"

~ "So in other words Lance has a sexy voice and we have each other?"

~ "I'm just gonna ride one of the dogs. It's a little bit too dangerous and I could hurt something like my face or something on these horses."

~ "And we were making them do all the pelvic thrusts"

~ "Your thinking about it now aren't ya?"

~ "And ya'll were grinnin'!"

~ "JC has officially changed his name to Fred now. He wants to be called Fred and nothing else, just Fred. Fred. 'Cause it just flows."

~ "Hey ya got somethin on your face!!"

~ "Fine just yell at me then"

~ "Can we vent? We have issues."

~ "He designed that? I'm gonna hit him in his head."

~ "Quit lying, he's a Misssissippi albino!"

~ "And we have Lance! Woohoo!"

~ "This is censored for television!"

~ "I used to tell everybody I had a pet tree and I used to take it for walks in a wagon...and it used to go pee on dogs... but now I have a dog..."

If you have any Chris quotes I can use please send em to me! Thanx!