CHRIS ON JC: "JC dances in front of the mirror quite a lot and makes all these crazy faces at himself!"
CHRIS' JOKE: "Two penguins were on a boat getting some sun. One penguin says to the other, "Would you please pass me the radio?" And the [other] penguin says, "What do I look like? A tomato?"
CHRIS: If my girlfriend were taller than me I'd start to wear heels.