Here is GWF Member of the Week for October 31st

Cool Jerk

Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I will try to make this short.

First I would like to thank the academy for...uh? Oh, sorry wrong speech.

I would like to thank all who voted for me and hope the rest of you have come
to your senses and seen the error you have made in not joining in with those
who did vote for me.

Like my predecessors, I have no idea what I have done to deserve this, that
tends to happen when you are my age, but I am sure it was grand. I hope the
award is not too large for I am a bit crowded right now in the tower, what with Waldo expecting 6 hatchlings in another 5 months.

To show my appreciation, I would like to treat everyone who voted for me to a
free refreshment at my souvenier stand at the next battle. If you didn't vote for
me the price is double.

Someone please notify me when the awards banquet is so I don't order a
pizza that night. Good night and may the stars shine a bit brighter for all of
you.



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