JUSTIN:
~..~People think I'm cool when I talk like I'm from the ghetto.~..~
~..~I am the hottest boy in the band.~..~
~..~People value me as a person, not just a body.~..~
~..~It's not wrong to want to marry someone just like my mom.~..~
~..~My car does make me cool.~..~
~..~Girls don't just use me for my money, they really like my personality.~..~
~..~People respect me as a human.~..~
~..~One day, everyone will forget about mmc.~..~.THANX ALLIE~.
~..~If I was a girl I'd love me too~..~THANX NICOLE~.
~..~They love me because I'm talented, not because I'm walking around in a wife-beater!~..~THANKS DANIKA
~..~One of these days my voice will fully change!~..~THANKS ALMA.~
~..~No one will ever know you wet the bed last night...again.~..~THANKS ALMA.~
~..~No one thinks that I bleach my hair. I just darken my eyebrows~..~ THANX TAMMY.~
~..~When I quit the group and go solo, I will make it big~..~THANX BRENDY.~
JOEY:
~..~I'm not fat, I'm big boned.~..~
~..~It doesn't make me a pig to eat a whole pizza by myself.~..~
~..~I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.~..~
~..~Jet skiing is exercise.~..~
~..~When people walk by, they are not talking about me when they say "whoa...there's a wide load." They are talking about Justin.~..~
~..~I am the hottest boy in the band.~..~
~..~I'm not the 5th wheel, I was here before Lance.~..~
~..~The ladies want to see me in a wife-beater, not Justin!~..~THANKS DANIKA
~..~Just because there are 4 women in this world who haven't seen me naked doesn't make me any less of a man.~..~THANKS MICHELLE.~
~..~Nobody will ever find out that the only reason I jet ski and never play any active sports is because I run like a girl~..~THANX ALMA.~
~..~These aren't love handles, they're side muscles~..~THANX ALMA.~
~..~I AM Superman! & I don't care what Lance says, Superman is better than the Tazmanian Devil.~..~Thanx Vickie.~
LANCE:
~..~I don't look like a girl.~..~
~..~I am going to be an olympic equestrian.~..~
~..~I am the hottest boy in the band.~..~
~..~All boys like to wear lipstick.~..~
~..~I am the best dancer.~..~
~..~I don't look like an albino. I do look like I'm from Mississippi.~..~
~..~I am valued as a body, not just a person.~..~
~..~they'll never ask me to sing the poo foo song again. i'll tell them i forgot it.~..~.THANX ALLIE~.
~..~Having girls in the audience that look more masculine than me good thing!~..~THANX DANIKA~..~
~..~I may look like a girl but I don't sound like one, therefore I am more manly than Chris.~..~THANKS VIVIAN
~..~One of these days the rest of me will match my voice!~..~THANX ALMA.~
~..~I will get married to that Tara girl!~..~THANX ALMA.~
CHRIS:
~..~I am the hottest boy in the band.~..~
~..~My hair isn't freaky, it is crazy.~..~
~..~People belive that the 5 yr. old girl is my sister, not my daughter.~..~
~..~I am crazy.~..~
~..~It's not a bit pathetic to be 27 and have 12 yr. olds love me.~..~
~..~Justin is not my best friend just because I will buy him beer.~..~
~..~It's cool to wax my chest, body builders do it.~..~
~..~Girls are turned on by the fact that I'm hitting the mid-life crisis stage!~..~THANKS DANIKA
~..~I may sound like a girl but I don't look like one, therefore I am more manly than Lance.~..~THANKS VIVIAN
JC:
~..~I'm not a bitchy old woman.~..~
~..~I don't have over-active sweat glands, everyone has a sweaty crotch when they dance.~..~
~..~I am the hottest boy in the band.~..~
~..~I'm not bi-polar because I love to sleep more than anything.~..~
~..~Justin likes it when I remind him that he is to young to drink.~..~
~..~One day, everyone will forget about mmc.~..~.THANX ALLIE~.
~..~It's alright that my nose is bigger than the rest of my anatomy!~..~THANKS DANIKA
~..~Sweating around the crotch area is normal and no, it doesn't look like you peed all over yourself~..~THANX ALMA.~
~..~"Collecting" hard rock menus isn't really stealing~..~THANX BRENDY.~
~..~I will remember to zipper my fly every time I go on stage~..~THANX ELISABETH