Manders, I have given great thought to the problem we three have, Lance is so taken by me, and JC seems to be taken by Wenders. And since these are your two favorites, that is our problem. But do not worry, I have a solution....Have you ever thought of my second favorite member of the band...?
Yes, chris--he's very cute....
And he has a personality that just seems to shine through, no matter what....
And sensitive as the day is long....
Fashion sense like no other....
And think of the children y'all would produce....
So what do ya say?...Give this lovely boy a chance....