A conversation between Chris and Mom
The setting for this conversation was 5 years ago, maybe closer to 6.
Chris was at his moms house, just sitting down to have a serious talk
that is where me, and my tape recorder come in. As always, don't ask how I got it on tape, cuz I 'aint tellin'!
Chris~ Mom, I have some bad news.
Chris' mom~ What did you do now, you crazy bastard?
Chris~ Well, my girlfriend is very knocked up, about 7 months along, and we have a problem.
Chris' mom~ My god, you really screwed up this time, have'nt you.
So what is a crazy guy like you going to do with a child? I am just very disapointed,
the world needs to hear the way my son sing like a girl. You need to make me proud.
Chris~ Well, actually, we were kinda hoping for a favor from you, nothing big...
Chris' mom~ What's that?
Chris~ We were just hoping that you would take the child, and raise it on your own. We
were also hoping that you would keep it a secret, and never let anyone know. I want to be a big superstar, and
a baby would only hold me back.
Chris' mom~ You are insane, you crazy shit. I am on welfare, and can't raise the kids I have.
Damn you are not very bright. But you do have this gift, you are very, very talented. You have excellent grooming habits so the girls will all go crazy
over you. I will have to think about this. Since you are so cute, this child would be very attractive. Leave me be I must think...
A WEEK AND A HALF LATER...
Chris' mom~ I have thought long and hard about this Christopher, and I have decied to do it. But nobody
can ever know the truth. You must kill that dumb girl you are with, after she has the baby.
Our secret must remain that way forever.
Chris~ Don't you think that is a bit extreme?
Chris' mom~ No, it is how it must be.
Chris~ OK, if you say so. I will kill her. I must do whatever it takes to become the super sex model that I know is just waiting inside, ready to jump
out of me.
SO IT CAME TO BE...AND THAT LITTLE WONDER CHILD IS NOW REFERED TO AS TAYLOR, CHRIS' SISTER. IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS CHRIS, IT IS BEST NOT TO ASK ABOUT THIS SITUATION, BECAUSE HE IS A VERY HONEST PERSON, HE WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, BUT THEN HE MUST KILL YOU...REMEMBER, CHRIS IS VERY CRAZY