Damn you, Lance. Quit embarassing yourself!

Damn Lance, why must you do these horrible things?

For God's sake, you are not a gymnast. Quit pretending you are.

A gigga pet? Stop, throw it away, and act like a man.

Lance, if you don't want people calling you a girl, stop wearing makeup and get a real hairstyle.

Yes, we all know you are rich and can buy lots of jewelry, but could you get something cool?

Dammit Lance, quit being freaky!

Dammit Lance, someone should slap the stupid right off your face!

What the hell is this? It's not even funny. What a retard. (thanx for the letter Amy)

Nice picture...NOT!...nice face...NOT!