I know this is long, but it is so worth your time.
As a twenty-two year old professional woman, I just have to wonder if your education is limited to, perhaps, the sixth grade. Your comments regarding NSYNC are both juvenile and vacuous. I have a great deal of training in musical theater and spent three years working at Universal Studios. Needless to say, I was not only offended by your remarks, but by your numerous spelling and grammatical errors. I can forgive your lack of intelligence, however, I cannot overlook the fact that you have no grasp on reality. Having followed the group since the first flyer was posted on the wall of the Universal Department of Entertainment trailer (Where Joey and I picked up our paychecks), I have to say that your comments are a shameless example of your obvious mental and moral deficiency. These young men have shown boundless maturity and professionalism over time. Each one deserves your respect. It would seem that your animosity is geared mostly in the direction of J.C. He's been performing professionally since the age of fourteen. It's to be expected that he would be a little more mature than the rest. It's rare to find a male of his age who actually acts like a man and not a twelve year old boy. Consider it a miracle of evolution. As for Justin--he's seventeen, for god's sake!!! It's never easy to be the youngest in a group of people. When I started working at Universal, I was seventeen and working in a department where the average age was twenty five. He's got a surprisingly good head on his shoulders. When you mentioned Chris, I was pleased to see that you do have some semblance of recognition for intelligence. Nevertheless, you insisted on debasing his personality based only on information you had gleaned from interviews. You do not know him. While he was not in my department at Universal, our paths did cross. He is quite intelligent and--yes--crazy. Your perception is sadly warped. Joey was fortunate not to receive the brunt of your insults; with the exception of his weight. Joey is a big guy with broad shoulders. It's that simple. He's been a big guy as long as I can remember. Now, the baggy clothes are bound to exaggerate that fact. But I guarantee you that five to eight hours of rehearsal a day will not allow him to get "chubby in his old age". I've saved your "little Lancypoo" for last. Lesbian tendancies, maybe? You say he's "hot", but also that he's "womanly". Sounds like you have a bit of a Susan Powter fixation. All I ask is that you STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!! In closing, your twisted values pose a bit of a quandry. You appear to have spent a great deal of money in your "research". I'm confused as to why you would do so, when you so obviously take great pleasure in mocking them. In addition to that, you might consider saving your money. Those welfare checks won't be coming in forever.
Isn't she clever...my response to the looser...
Oh, where to even start...I am just wondering what "profession" you are in? The only people I know that call themselves professionals are hookers, so that must be you, is that where you met Joey the first time? Was he your "date"? You do seem to have a big vocabulary, and I am oh-so-impressed. Does it make you feel cool to use big words? Like maybe you arn't as pathetic as everyone says...I don't know, just wondering. I really could give a shit less how offened you are, if you didn't like it, why did you stay, and spend so much time writing this long ass email to me? I do hope you know that I am going to put it on my page, so everyone eles can make fun of you too, I sure hope you don't mind. Now, how specail do you feel for getting to meet Chris? Extra special? That's what I thought. You're right, I don't know them, never met them, most likley never will. But that does'nt make you any better of a person because you have. I think you might have a little obbsession problem, maybe, ya think? It makes you in the right spot at the right time, and I just bet that not a one of them remembers you quite as fondly as you remember them. I bet they could'nt even tell you what your name is. It was very clever of you to figure out that I don't really like JC, this is based nothing on him personally, because I am sure he is much diffrent in person. And I do respect them, but can see they are not perfect souls, unlike you seem to think they are. You seem like a bitter, ugly person who likes to sit around and try to make others look less than you. It is so not working. Why in the hell are you telling me about your life, do you think I give a fuck? That I will be impressed? I'm not. If you think what I say on my page is bad, I would like you to look around, there are many more that say much worse things than anything you will find on mine, so please have a little information before you spout off your stupid mouth. And since you seem to have missed it, there are two of us who contribute to this page, one thinks Lance looks like a woman..I don't. Thanks for paying a little attition, and not looking like a stupid shit...oh, wait, you didn't. I also think it's really cool of you to call me a lesbain, how very original of you, you think of that one yourself? Well, good one! I guess you really told me. Oh, you don't have any little personal story about Lance? Too bad, You're young, there is still time. He's young, You're young, mabye you two could hook up. I'm sure he would love a bitter fuck like you, I also hear he likes them real petty, so you would fit just perfectly. Oh, yeah, the welfare comment, very clever...You work at Unviersal right, I just bet you rake in the cash there, and I am not on welfare, but thanks for reminding me what kind of people out there should be or will be in about 5 years when they realize that their going nowhere, pathetic life is worthless, and start popping out kids. Oh, wait, that would be you. Now, don't get me wrong, I loved your email, please write back, I would love to get another good laugh in a day or two, but don't forget to get out the dictionary first, you need to immpress me, remember... Many hugs and kisses...
And then she says...
Tara, > My intent was simply to demontstrate how it feels to be humiliated. But >you are just too thick-headed to let it affect you. As for my profession, I >work in property management. I was only at Universal for three years, right >after high school. You accused me of not paying attention, then made the same >mistake yourself. > I have one more point to make. The only people likely to find your >website are fans, who will likely read my letter to you and applaud. People >like you make me very sad.
again, my response...
I am so confused, you wanted me to see that your humliated because I let you know how retarded you are. Thats OK, it was my pleasure. Property manangement huh, so you manange the house that you and some other hookers work at? Good for you, at least you'll have something to show for yourself after your boobs start to fall. For every piece of hate mail I get, there is at least 20 that tell me how cool it is, and how funny everyting is, see, these are the people that CAN take a joke, so unlike you, and can seperate fact from fiction, not taking my page as the gosple truth. It is people like you that make me want to barf.