Let's start with the obvious...Chris. What the hell was he thinking! "Hey I look almost normal, I think I should look as crazy as I claim to be, I'll go get dreadlocks with beads." Yeah, thats a really cool style, real cute. But I guess thats not crazy enough for wild and crazy Chris. He has to put them in piggy tails! Real nice...Chris is the old one right? Well, anyway, they are gone now and he looks much better now, he's almost hot. I would have to give Chris a 4 star rating for his current style. It's still a little long on top, and he needs to shave down those gnarley sideburns a bit before he starts to look like Elvis. I'm almost afraid to see what style Chris comes up with next, I'm sure it will be crazy.... Damn, those cool braids are back!!! What a freaky Freaky boy!
Next I'll move to Joey. All in all Joey has pretty good hair. I did'nt much like it when it was longer and he kinda sprayed it back. But now the color is good and over all a very good head of hair sits atop Joey's huge head. I give him 5 stars.
Since I'm on a roll with the brunetts let's review JC... OK usually when you try a hairstyle and you look like a retard, you don't go back to the retarded style after you have one that looks good. I hate the bangs down on the forehead thing, it draws way too much attition to his eyes that are set way to far apart. I loved it when it was back off his face. Sure, he used a little too much gel, but he still looked good. I give him 1/2 a star for the George Clooney thing, and 4 stars for the way it was on Disney.
Now I will move onto the blondes.... God has blessed Justin with a shitty head of hair. I think he really tries to do the best that he can with what he has. The cut is good, I like it better when it's shorter, it helps control the curl some. I don't much care for the line in the side thing, like on Rock-n-Jock, but I give him A for effort. The color is a whole diffrent matter.... who colors Justins hair...Chris? No self respecting professional would let him walk out of the salon with that goldish-yellow tone in it. Hey Justin, there is a thing out there called toner, go ask Lance about it. It just takes that ugly yellow away, a bit like magic. Overall Justin gets a 3 1/2 star rating, mostly because he does'nt have much to work with. If he gets rid of the yellow and goes the white I think hes going for, I'd give him a 5 star, super cool hair rating.
Last but certainly not least...Lance. I really like Lances hair when he styles it, and makes it spikey all over, not just in the front so that it looks like he ran into a brick wall. I like the white color, I think its pretty cool. I don't like it longer with a side part, I think that's a little boy style, but whatever makes my little Lancey-poo happy is OK with me. Lance gets 5 stars just because he's Lance and can do no wrong.