THE OTHER DAY I WAS JUST PLAYING AROUND ON MY COMPUTER AND MY PHONE RANG... AND WHO DO YOU THINK I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE ON THE OTHER END..YEAH..MY FAVORITE 'NSYNC BOY..JC. THIS IS OUR PHONE CONVERSATION..WORD FOR WORD..WHO KNEW HE COULD BE SO NASTY...
~Tara**Hello..who's this?
~JC**This is JC, and I need to ask you a few questions..
~Tara**Um, OK..I just can't wait to hear what you could possibly want to know from me..so shoot big boy.
~JC**Why do you have to be such a bitch..I am not at all like you make me out to be on your web page,
I am much cooler than that..you don't give me enough props.
~Tara**OK..whatever.
~JC**And Lance is not cuter than me, ask anyone, I am cuter and taller and stuff.
~Tara**OK.
~JC**I can dance and sing better than anyone too.
~Tara**OK.
~JC**I have very cool hair.
~Tara**OK.
~JC**I am not a bitchy old woman..not even close..
~Tara**OK.
~JC**I am a sensitive young man.
~Tara**OK.
~JC**I am the most popular boy in the world..I could be king of the whole wide world if I wanted too.
~Tara**OK.
~JC**Damn Tara..why do younot get tht I am so pissed off right now..and I want to kill you.
~Tara**Oh..I get it..I just don't care..is Lance there?
~JC**Yes, he is..but you can't talk to him.
~Tara**Why?
~JC**Because he said you are right..I am as pathetic as you say..and I am punishing him.
~Tara**OK..You bastard.
~JC**You suck, and I am much better, and I can get any girl i want.
~Tara**OK..I'm gonna have to bust you on that one buddy...You can't get any girl because
you would have to talk and that would show off your teeth and then they would have to
go throw up, and that, my friend will get you no chicks.
~JC**Go to hell, Tara..you suck!
OK.
WELL, I GUESS HE TOLD ME..BUT WHATEVER..IT'S ABOUT WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM A BITCHY OLD WOMAN...