THE OTHER DAY I WAS LOGGING ONTO MY INSTANT MESSANGER WHEN A NEW NAME I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE CAME ON.. I WAS SO PUMPED TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS LANCE..NOT ONE OF THOSE FAKE LANCE'S..BUT THE REAL THING..THE FOLLOWING IS OUR CONVERSATION..
Lance~ Hey Tara...
Tara~ Hey Lance..I love you..please call me Tar-bear.
Lance~Um, OK Tar-Bear..I have been looking around your web page, and I need to talk to you about something.
Tara~What is it baby..anything you want to talk about..I'm here.
Lance~Well, you scare me a litle bit.
Tara~Why is that..I only do the things I do because I love you..and because I'm from Utah.
Lance~Um..I think you need some help, you seem just a little to in love with me..and you make me want to go run and hide under my bed.
Tara~Nah..I just need some of your good lovin'..I have a web page with my bestest buddy about you too..did you know that?
Lance~Oh..I was not aware of that..um..I don't think you should think about me any more..and I don't think you should talk to
Manders about me either.
Tara~What will we talk about?...AT THIS POINT I AM GETTING VERY SAD..AND I START TO WEEP.
Lance~I don't know..but you are a very scary woman, and I don't want you to plan out trips to my house either.
Tara~Oh Lance..This is breaking my heart even more than when you said you loved Topanga on TGIF.
Lance~I'm sorry, it's because I'm from Mississippi, and stong girls like you frighten me.
Tara~Well, maybe I can help you out with your fear of real women..
Lance~really?
Tara~Oh yeah baby...I think we should...THIS PART I WILL CENSOR..CHILDREN MIGHT LOOK AT THIS PAGE..
Lance~oh..that's sounds cool..could we also..MORE CENSORED INFO
Tara~I am so there..tell me when and what to wear..
Lance~How about right after the concert in Salt Lake..we meet and try out those things..
Tara~Awww Yeah...
AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED..TRUTH, NO LIES..AND NO FAKE LANCE EITHER..