A conversation, from the bus
This idea came via an email, the story is ours, but thank you all the same...and you know who you are...
I happened to get really lucky one day, when the 'Nsync tour bus was left without proper watch over it. I think the boys were in the 7-11 getting slurpees. Anyway, I had about 3 minutes to hurry and put a tape recorder on, and catch a conversation. Imagine how happy I was when 20 minutes down the road, Joey made them stop and get more slurpees, so I got my tape recorder back. This is the conversation, word for word that I have on tape.
JC~ OK, now let's get down to business, we need to think of a new reason to tell all of our fans
why we can't possibly have girlfriends, the US interview caused some damage...any ideas?
Chris~ I can just say I am too old, and have decided to live my life without girl problems,
and if that doesn't work, I'll blame it on being crazy, that is always good, people suck it up like a sponge.
So that takes care of me, I bet every last one of you wish you would have thought of the "crazy" idea.
Joey~ I finished my slurpee, can we stop and get some more, I'm still very thirsty.
JC~ How about you shut up, the boys are working, remember you are sapossed to be
sitting there, quietly.
Joey~ Oh yeah, sorry.
Justin~ I say we tell all the ladies we are "single and ready to mingle" again, that was dope yo.
Joey~ I'm single and ready to mingle, after I get more slurpee, that is.
there were many groans and you could hear a slap, i dont know who did what,
but there were also some sobbing sounds.
Lance~ I say, we um, tell them, we um, can't talk about that, then
everyone will just say, ok, and respect the privacy I ask for.
Does anyone know where my chap stick is, my lips are oh, so dry, it's gonna take weeks to get them kissable again.
someone said, but i couldn't tell who, oh yeah, that will work, he really is stupid.
Joey~ Was it the strawberry kind?
Lance~ yeah and I can't find the cherry, or the pineapple, or sour apple, and the minty one is gone too.
Joey~ I ate it. All of it. I was hungry, and it smelled so good....
more slapping sounds, more sobbing..
JC~ I can tell, I must once again, save the day,
Joey interupts and says..
Superman saves the day! I am superman! No, even better, I am superjoey, here to save the day!
JC~ Shut the hell up! as I was saying, I say we tell them that it is a little known fact,
but boys that sing and dance, don't like to date girls until they are 30.
It has something to do with the specail water we have to drink.
Chris~ sounds good to me, but we will have to think of something eles in a few years,
remember I am older than shit.
JC~ I know, but it will work for now, and it's comming up on nap time, so
it will just have to do...
you can hear this high pitched scream, i think justin's, and some yelling for his mommy, then you can hear him screaming..
'yo, 'was up wit the milk, it's gone man, someone drank all the milk! how the hell am I sapossed to get big and strong?
Pull over, Pull over man, I needs to get some milk, apple jacks gots ta be havin' milk yo.
so they decide to pull over get some milk, and also get more slurpees, because JC, Lance and Chris didn't want to
listen to Justin and Joey cry anymore. I got my tape recorder, and the rest is history...
by, the way, if you really think this happened, you are retarded, it didn't. Theres no way that JC could be the super hero in real life,
he would be asleep while Chris and Lance figured everything out...