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Once upon a time there was a boy named Mike. This young boy is starting to go to grade school but he still doesn't know the first four letters of the alphabet. So he tried to learn it by asking his family. First he went to his sister, Ellaine but she was talking on the phone with her best friend Michelle. "Sis, what's the first letter of the alphabet?", asked Mike. She replied back, "Shut up". Then he went to his dad, his dad was a big baseball fan and he was watching baseball. "Daddy, What's the second letter of the alphabet?", asked Mike. His dad didn't reply because he was to busy watching the game. Suddenly, someone hit's a homerun in the baseball game and his dad shouted ,"Yes". After he went to his brother, Darren,his brother was reading a Superman comic book. "Darren, What's the third letter of the alphabet?", asked Mike. His brother repled back, "Superman". Finnaly, he needed to know the fourth letter of the alphabet. So he went to his mom but she was in the shower. So Mike asked outside from the washroom door, "Mom, What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?". She couldn't hear his son. Then she started to sing this song, "I live in a toilet!". "Thanks, Mom", said Mike. The next day at school, his teacher Mrs. Benecam asked Mike to do the alphabet in front of his classmates. So he got up and said, "Shut up". Mrs. Benecam was in shock and replied, "Young man, do you wan't to go to the principles office?". Mike replied back, "Yes". At the Princple's Office, Mr. Handy, the principle, asked Mike, "Who do you think you are, young man?". Mike replied back, "Superman". "That's it, I am calling your mom", Mr. Handy said to Mike and he also asked, "Where do you live?". Mike replied bak in a tune, "I live in a toilet". Don't you get the Joke!.