One day while walking on a road

One day while walking on a road
I met a lady with a toad
I asked her whether she knew why
poor little sheep were put in pies
I asked her whether she knew how
a sheep tasted better than a cow
she answered me by pointing up
to a bunch of buttercups.
by this action I concluded
that eating flowers made cows deluded
they destroy the poor cows brain
and after eating they're never the same.
as I paused and mused on this
the lady vanished into mist
soon afterwards I vanished too
how I did I never knew.
now all thats left is one green toad
croaking sadly on the road

but don't worry
here comes a lorry
squish!