FARTMAN.WAV	Mummy always told you not to lick the toilet bowl when you were finished. This is what happens when you don't listen.
POOPOO1.WAV	Yes, Poo Poo Man Lives!
POOPOO2.WAV	Poo Poo Man is God! Worship him!
VOMIT1.WAV	If from listening to the above sounds, you have not made this sound yet, think of MAGGOTS!!!
VOMIT2.WAV	Mmmmmm, I think I got a chunky bit.