A List of People Who Deserve Death
First I want to point out that some circles believe that death is, quote on quote, "wrong" as it violates old Christian doctrines of "Life is sacred," and other such nonsense. People, for the most part, want to live themselves and they feel empathy towards people of lesser worth (yes, there ARE people worth less than others) and want to make these people feel equal. Before I go into my spiel on why people should die, think about this. What's a really great way to gain power really quickly? There's only a handful of ubermenschen and a shit load of suck ass losers. Why not appeal to the losers, right? We can all be "equal" and "worth something" in this world, can't we? Love thy neighbour as a brother... Well, that's Christianity!! If people really wanted to love one another, they shouldn't have to do it under the guise of some religion. They should just LOVE, be PEACEFUL and GET ALONG and all that hippy crap without having to impose their beliefs about supernatural events upon every person's skull. I'm getting off topic.
People should be killed more often. The least impact it would have is that it would keep people on edge to be semi-productive. It would keep people in line as not to be complete worthless logs of filth that consume sustenance, waste valuable resources and get to do things that I should be doing instead. Anyway, yeah. In this day and age, people are lazy, loud, obnoxious, loathing and pretty much worthless to a stark degree. Listed below are a number of groups of people who should be the first to go.
Here We Go!!
1. People who thought I was going to begin this list with some kind of racial class.
Shut up you paranoid nut-case; I'm a bigot, but I'm not racist. Everyone "equally" incurs my hate. It doesn't matter anymore, though. You're dead!
2. People who actually need diapers when they play slot machines.
I've never seen this actually in real life, but word has reached my ears. What in the hell is wrong with people? They need to play the same slot machine SO BAD, that they would not leave it to take a shit? That's sad, man. Not only because they're throwing money away by gambling in the first place, but because they spend SO MUCH TIME DOING IT, that it takes precedance over bowel movements. They make me sick... Anyway, they're all dead now. Thank God.
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3. Michael Jackson and all his fans.
I'm sorry, but this man is sick. In the 80's, his music was almost good, but now, he's just seen as a child molestor and a poor father. I have never met one of his fans, and pray that I never do. That man scares me in more ways than one. The fact that he's allowed to walk the Earth scares me in more ways than one. Wait a second, I'm not sorry. I hope he dies now and rots soon.
4. Football players who think that the dumb football player is "a terrible stereotype."
Come to think of it, kill all football players while you're at it... The football players who are under the illusion that there's some "smart" or even "of average" intelligence people on your team, guess again. No. Football players are dumb. Today, I met this 29 year old moron who thinks that, yeah, it's just a stereotype, after I said "Yeah... You know most football players, right? (with the implication that they're feeble, helpless morons who still need their mothers to wipe their asses and shampoo their hair)" This man, himself, was a football player. He's 29. First year university; returning after 10 years of doing work as known to him as "coaching" a.k.a. nothing. He was a football player kicked out university because his "marks were too low." He's 29 now. He thinks that "football players aren't all that bad." Shut up and die.
5. Shrill, obnoxious teachers who think their subject material is the most exciting thing since quantum mechanics and finds no problem teaching an early morning class of 75+ tired students with a carrot stuck up their asses.
Please. I'm tired, let me be tired. Don't yell your shit about Industrial and Organizational Psychology at me at so early in the morning. I care, but really, not that much.
6. People who stink.
This takes into account pretty much everyone who feels that they don't need a shower first thing in the morning. They somehow believe themselves to be an exception of human biology whereas not washing equates into bad body odour. I feel offended by anyone and everyone who comes within smelling distance and reeks of ass. I'm sorry, these people deserve death.
7. Men who think it's "OK" to wear sandals all the fucking time
. I saw one of these morons yesterday. Let me tell you the date: March 5th. There's still SNOW on the ground and this nimrod is walking around like it's summer time. Please excuse yourself of living, for the love of GOD. People don't want to see your feet, surprise surprise.
8. Perverts and sex fiends.
I saw the covers of your magazines when I was really young, and was disgusted. I actually saw what was inside later on, and was repulsed. You've cluttered magazine stores with your garbage. You've infested the internet with this shit. My 10 year old brother can download as much porn as he wants, when he wants. Hell, under KAZAA he can link to child porn or videos of ugly black women giving horses fellatio. I hope you all go to hell and I'd love to spit on all your graves, but my salivary glands would dry up first.
9. Morons who dress in shitty clothes all the time.
This is mainly focused on those stupid "activist" dorks who feel they are gracing the world with their prescence. God, I hate these people. They think, for some inane reason, that by flouting society in all its inadequacies, this will, by some act of a miracle creating entity somewhere, gain them respect in a manner that doesn't matter anyway. Where do these people come from? I could write about this for a long time, but I'm going to save myself. They just deserve death. Shut up.
10. Dorks with names like "Fraser."
Actually, I'm getting a bit too personal with this one. But, seriously, if you're going to name your child "Fraser," you're condemning your child to a life of anime and video game addiction. Ugh. And how about "Fergus?" That's not much better. They've got to go.
11. Arrogant people.
All arrogant, self-inflated dickheads should line up and get shot. A great way to get them out of their houses to be shot would be to tell them that their "efforts are going to be commended." Hahaha. My ass. Some guy said to me the other day "I can't believe you did better than me one the last test." ... This is why that statement pissed me off. This guy and I are in the same class. It's called "Mind and Brain." It's a first year psychology class. This guy is first year; I'm third. This guy is stupid, I'm not. This guy has no major in mind, I AM a psychology major. This guy WAS in business LAST year, but dropped out because he had two D's and an F, I was on the Dean's list last year. Why the fuck would he say that? ... I wanted to back hand him so hard and quick, his blubber on his face would create ripples. Whatever. I saw the new President-elect of our Student Association. He just got elected last week. I could just TELL that his head was stuck firmly inside his asshole. I hate arrogant people. A lot of white people seem to be arrogant. I hope everyone who thinks that they're, somehow, more special than anyone else dies.
12. Drug addicts
- quit wasting my time and money on your stupid rehabilitation centers. Just kill yourself and get it over with.
13. English tutors.
God, I hate these evil, cruel, ugly people. I mean, look. An exchange student comes all the way from their non-Englishs speaking country to here to study English. They pay, like, exorbitant amounts of money to study at some shitty English school and then comes these goofs. "Hyuk, hyuk! I can't even finish a fucking book, but I'd like to try to teach you English! Hyuk, hyuk! Only $10 a person!" Please. Seriously, these people CAME here to learn English and make English friends. They shouldn't have to pay some jerk-off wanker $10 an hour to make a friend. God, I hate these people. Imagine the ego-trip they go on every time some student forks over $10 for an hour of their time. It's like, these people are somehow special to earn $10 of someone else's hard earned money JUST TO BE WITH THEM. There is something inherently wrong with this picture. If you want to help these people learn English, do it for FREE. Your time isn't worth $10 an hour. You're ripping these people off, you bastards. Thank you for dying. Please don't come again.
- 14. Last but not least -
Human beings.
Yep. Let old mother nature grow again and let the antelope play. This world doesn't need human beings and, hell, they'd be better off dead anyway.
So, there you have it. I could go on, but there's little need and .. well, I'm tired now. Pretty much this website is going to list a whole shit load of more people who deserve death, so keep your eyes peeled, if you care. I hate the world so full of assholes.
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