Dialogues With The Canucklehead

Last updated: 5 Jun 2009

Razorfist: "Make peace with your deities, Patch... we shall not meet again."
Logan: "That, bub... is a fact!"
(Marvel Comics Presents 9)

O'Donnell: "There's still Roche's new enforcer about, that Razorfist bloke wi' the swords for hands."
Logan: "Not any more."
O'Donnell: "Must'a been some scrap."
Logan: "It had its moments."
(Marvel Comics Presents 10)

Venom: "Wolverine? You survived?"
Logan: "I like to make a habit of that!"
(Marvel Comics Presents 119)

Nomad: "What're you steroid types doing here?"
Wolverine: "We're not buckin' for a fat lip -- which is more'n I can say for you."
Spider-Woman: "You mean that guy didn't come with you, Wolverine -- whoever he is?"
Wolverine: "Jack Monroe, a.k.a. Nomad -- has-been Super-Soldier and wanna-be Easy Rider."
(Secret Defenders 1)

Iron Man: "Get away from me, you Neaderthal! Have you any idea how much this armor actually costs?"
Wolverine: "Ah, shut up, Stark! You can afford it!"
(Ultimate War 4)

Nightcrawler: "....in nomine patri, et filii, et spiritu sancti -- amen."
Wolverine: "What's doin', bub?"
Nightcrawler: "What does it look like?"
Wolverine: "Incongruous. I guess I never figured you for the religious type."
Nightcrawler: "Why, don't I look the part? I admit I'm rarely seen in a church - but I draw my comfort from my beliefs and from prayer. Such comfort is dearly needed now -- by us all. You should try it, Logan. Who knows, you might like it."
Wolverine: "I did, in the Army. A mistake. I believe in nothin' -- never have, never will. What matters is what I can see, hear, smell, taste, touch -- tangible things, physical things. Reality. The rest is imagination."
Nightcrawler: "And you have no use for that?"
Wolverine: "Nope."
Nightcrawler: "I am sorry, my friend. I never realized how utterly, inescapably alone you must be -- with nothing to hold onto but yourself. More alone than I -- despite my outre appearance -- could ever be."
Wolverine: "I ain't alone, bub -- I got you. C'mon, lessee if they got any brew on this bucket."
(Uncanny X-Men 165)

Nightcrawler: "Are you well, mein freund? Your letters were terse as always, but I managed to read between the lines -- it sounded like you had a pretty rough time."
Wolverine: "There were moments, elf."
Nightcrawler: "I like the outfit. It makes you look very nearly civilized."
Wolverine: "I do my humble best, pal."
(Uncanny X-Men 172)

Wolverine: "Stay close an' stay quiet. Follow my lead."
Rogue: "Sho' nuff, boss. Anything you say."
Wolverine: "You think we're playin' games, kid?"
Rogue: "Nosiree. Ah'm just not afraid o' bein' hurt. One o' the benefits o' bein' invulnerable."
Wolverine: "Famous last words."
(Uncanny X-Men 173)

Rogue: "So much for mah brillant career. An', Ah think, mah life."
Wolverine: "Don't talk stupid. My healing factor can save you."
Rogue: "No! You need that t' save yourself! If Ah absorb your powers, Wolverine, you may die!"
Wolverine: "My risk. 'Sides, darlin'-- who's gonna stop me? I'm a man who pay his debts, Rogue. You sacrificed yourself for Mariko. It's only fair I return the compliment."
(Uncanny X-Men 173)

Logan: "Not too shabby, Muscles."
Juggernaut: "I missed you clowns?! How come?!?"
Logan: "Just lucky, I guess."
Juggernaut: "You lookin' fer a piece o' this action?!"
Logan: "Nope."
Juggernaut: "Smart play, Shrimp."
(Uncanny X-Men 183)

Logan: "How ya doin', hero? All the pieces still work?"
Colossus: "Leave me be! I need no help, Wolverine, least of all from you! Where is Juggernaut?"
Logan: "Gone. Fight's over, Petey. You lost."
Colossus: "You let me fight alone. You didn't even try to stop him!"
Logan: "Yup."
Colossus: "We are X-Men! We are supposed to stand by each other!"
Logan: "That's the theory."
Colossus: "But you betrayed that trust!"
Logan: "Oh yeah? We stand together, is that right? Through thick an' thin, no matter what?"
Colossus: "Yes!"
Logan: "We go to the wall for each other?"
Colossus: "YES!"
Logan: "Pay any price, make any sacrifice -- our lives, even our honor?"
Colossus: "YES!"
Logan: "Like Kitty did for you? She's 14, Peter. But to save you, she agreed to marry Caliban and join the Morlocks. If Caliban hadn't released her from that vow, she'd be there today. You never even said, 'Thank you'. Food for thought, eh?"
(Uncanny X-Men 183)

Wolverine: "Like it or not,girl, we're heroes. We're supposed to stand for something. If we break the rules -- or throw 'em away -- why should anybody follow 'em?"
Shadowcat: "And if we do, we answer to you, huh?! Who appointed you the keeper of my conscience, fella?!!"
(Uncanny X-Men 208)

Wolverine: "Hey, 'Cat, I'm obliged for the save. I thought we weren't pals anymore."
Shadowcat: "Gimme a break! We're X-Men, you dope. We look after our own, no matter how butt-headed that person may be."
(Uncanny X-Men 208)

Captain America: "Thanks for the help. I'm Captain America."
Logan: "Do tell. I like the suit. Just the thing for playin' it sly an' sneaky."
Captain America: "That isn't my style. I'm supposed to be a symbol."
Logan: "Never met one'a those before. Me, I'm just a guy. Name's Logan."
(Uncanny X-Men 268)

Captain America: "You bumped into those Germans deliberately."
Logan: "Don't miss a trick, eh, Cap? You're both after the big fella -- Strucker -- this way I've tagged his scent so I can follow his trail anywhere on the island."
Captain America: "That sounds like something... an animal would do."
Logan: "Human being's an animal, bub -- though most animals probably wouldn't take that as much of a compliment."
Captain America: "I meant no offense."
Logan: "None taken."
(Uncanny X-Men 268)

Nazi: "Up ahead -- some fool blocks the road! It's that crazy Amerikaner from the bar! Our orders are to let nothing stop us. He's sealed his own fate!"
Logan: "Funny thing, bub. I was thinkin' pretty much the same about you! An' for the record, I'm Canadian! An' proud of it!"
(Uncanny X-Men 268)

Logan: "Don't make me come over there, Worthington. Yank him, Annie. We don't need any more dead today."
Jubilee: "Who died?"
Logan: "You did, you little pain in my butt! Scared the life half outta me!"
Jubilee: "Really? Cool."
(Uncanny X-Men 423)

Miguel: "I'm dead.... I'm so dead... they'll burn me alive...."
Logan: "You better hope not. That's no picnic."
(Uncanny X-Men Annual 2001)

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