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Gateway: "Logan, you are a cold son-of-a--"
Logan: "You ready?"
Hand ninja: "You are nothing but an arrogant gaijin. You should not insult your betters."
Claymore: "You ever get any complaints about how much you win, Patch?"
Puck: "Finesse is not a quality one associates with Logan."
Inez: "Make yourselves useful, Americanos -- shoot some Fascists."
Rick: "You're not the loutish brute you pretend to be, are you?"
Biker: "She's a mutant, right?"
Logan: "My what? What are you to me, Sabretooth?"
Nick Fury: "It had better be him. I'd hate ta think there was two guys in the world as ugly as that!"
Logan: "Gotta go listen to myself think."
Jubilee: "Look, Wolvie -- I know you've got an adamantium-laced skeleton and a mutant healing factor, but this getting sliced up every other night has just got to stop."
Cyber: "Say you're sorry, little man!"
Logan: "It's a beautiful day. The birds are singin' in the eucalyptus. The breeze carries the scent o' pine and jasmine... it's a good day to die."
Maverick: "I wanted to be sent to Valhalla by somebody I respected."
Deadpool: "Nobody home but us cold-blooded mercenary assassins! Hoo Ha! You wouldn't happen to know where ol' Shiny Arms went off to with my ex-squeeze Vanessa, wouldja? Huh? Huh? Huh? I'd do ya big solid and put you outta your interminable suffering!"
Deadpool: "You should've been dead!"
Logan: "You. Skin. Let's see what you got."
Ororo: "Remember the time Magneto had me trapped underwater and you came down to cut me free? Your shared the air in your own lungs with me -- a sly way to steal a kiss!"
Noodle vendor: "Help me, mutant!"
Logan: "You usually talk to.... ravens?"
Jubilee: "So what's the bimbo's problem, Wolvster? Why'd she come after you so hot and heavy?!"
Logan: "Sometimes, Pryde, you're a royal pain in the butt!"
Aria: "You must be well-hidden before they begin boarding the ship! I don't want any harm coming to you -- 'Canuckle-head'"
Alien: "He's down. We've got him."
Millie: "How dangerous could a single man be?"
Cable: "We're completely enveloped in its mass! It looks bad, Logan."
Cable: "Oath! He dropped us - and this whole time - we've been hundreds of feet in the air!"
Logan: "You got all answers, don't ya, Cable? Yer a lot like yer old man in that way."
Kane: "What's wrong, old man? Finally sinking in that you're way out of your league?"
Skrull: "Die with honor, Terran dog!"
Creed: "Ain't no one tougher'n ol' man Sabretooth!"
Kia: "Over the side and back to the pit, demon!"
Girl: "Mister... can I ask you a question?"
Johnny: "Five guns in this clown's mug, and he just stands there like he's waitin' fer a bus. What do you know that we don't, fella?"
Deadpool: "I'm so touched you boys remembered my birthday. Now if you'll just get me down, I've got some candles I'd like to blow out!"
Slayback: "Today's a beautiful day to die!"
Logan: *"You come at me with that sticker, you're gonna be breathing through a new hole."*
Creed: "I got something that might interest you."
Maria Hill: "It's almost funny how quick some people are to label sensible legislation as fascism."
Logan: "Grab hold o' somethin'."
Orphan: "Since when does Wolverine give a damn about my well-being?"
Matsuo's Men: "Silence the small male first! He is the most dangerous!"
Logan: "Let me outta this harness -- help me free the X-Men.. and I'll help you find your C-Doohickey."
Logan: "Wouldn't it be a whole lot easier if somebody'd just ask me a direct question?"
Harry: "Y'know what people are saying, of course? Mutants! Mutants that drink blood... mutants that eat spleens... mutant Republicans, even!"
Myra Armstrong: "Hey, Pal! That's a crime scene you're tampering with!"
Logan: "Chuck...? Chuck... where are ya?"
Xavier: "Wolverine, is there a problem?"
Sabretooth: "Cyclops? That guy's a dork."
Heather: "You know, Mac always intended you to lead Alpha."
Puck: "Ahhhh, beer. Nectar o' the gods -- eh, Shorty?"
Logan: "Everything jake with you and Charlie?"
Logan: *"Mariko. You're everything I'm not -- soft where I'm hard, gentle where I'm rough, a woman of breeding an' culture. I'm a backwoods brawler, darlin', what the blazes do you see in me?"*
Neal Shaara: "You don't play, Mr. Logan?"
Logan: "Hold on a sec, Ruskie. You trust me?"
Sinister: "Away from me, X-Man! Die already! Die!"
Cecilia Reyes: "Logan, if the rest of the X-Men are going to give me as much grief as you, I'm going to have to tell Xavier I don't need the business that badly."
Cecilia Reyes: "Oh yeah, and you better come up with the proper reimbursement for the car you so casually destroyed earlier. It was mine and if I don't have a new one by tomorrow morning you're going to wish you never left Japan."
Logan: "You ever think 'bout dying, Elf?"
Logan: "Cripes, Pete. You can't save 'em all!"
Logan: "Three corpses were found in the wreck, pal.. but they weren't our friends. Car totally consumed by fire. Bodies burned beyond recognition. Very nice. Very neat. Trouble is, the scents are wrong."
Grifter: "I'm sick of walking."
Grifter: "When?"
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Logan: "Yessir, I surely am. That's what comes o' bein' short, hairy and unloved... what's your excuse?"
(Weapon X 4)
Black Widow: "I was born ready."
Logan: "Yeah, I'll bet you were!"
(What If? Vol. 2, Issue 7)
Logan: "I won't..... if I happen to meet them..."
(What If? Vol. 2, Issue 43)
Logan: "Not from anyone who's still living."
(Wolverine 26)
Logan: "You're the one to talk, Judd. You think you're Mr. Suave and Sophisticated these days?"
(Wolverine 35)
Puck: "We can't be useful, Inez - we're Canadians!"
Logan: "Do all you famous American war correspondents pack loaded .45s in your glove compartments, Ernesto?
Hemmingway: "Makes more sense than packing gloves, Logan!"
(Wolverine 36)
Logan: "I don't pretend to be anythin' I'm not an' I try not to regret anythin' I do."
(Wolverine 36)
Logan: "Naw. I'm the mutant."
Biker: "What's yer power, ugliness?"
Logan: "You should talk, Conehead."
(Wolverine 40)
Creed: "Don't you know, Logan-boy? I'm yer ever-lovin' Daddy-dearest!!!"
Logan: "Nooooo!"
(Wolverine 41)
Logan: "I love ya too, Nick.."
(Wolverine 41)
Cable: "The man said he wants out! Take this crate down and let him go! It's starting to smell like a wet sheepdog in here."
Logan: "You always had a lot o' class, Cable."
(Wolverine 41)
Logan: "You think I enjoy this, darlin'? Look, dust me off a little and push me back in the direction o' the fracas."
(Wolverine 46)
Logan: "Cyber, I wouldn't apologize to you if I ran over your mother with a cement truck."
(Wolverine 79)
Hand ninja: "It is good that you are resigned to your fate, gaijun dog!"
Logan: "Wasn't talkin' about me, bub."
(Wolverine 82)
Logan: "What am I? A Viking funeral director?"
(Wolverine 87)
Logan: "I don't accept no favors from big-mouth upstarts, bub and I wouldn't stomp on your face if it was on fire, let alone rat out the Kane kid and his lady."
(Wolverine 88)
Logan: "Life is tough, ain't it?"
(Wolverine 88)
Skin: "Who, me? You askin' me to throw down on you?
Logan: "We ain't here to flip pogs, junior."
(Wolverine 94)
Logan: "Awww..."
(Wolverine 96)
Logan: "You know my name, bub - you've been finkin' on me to everybody and his uncle!"
Noodle vendor: "Help me, Logan!"
Logan: "That's Logan-san to you, bub."
Noodle vendor: "Logan-san!"
Logan: "That's better."
(Wolverine 109)
Shaman: "Why not? I speak with Wolverines."
Logan: "Point taken."
(Wolverine 110)
Logan: "The oldest reason there is, Jubilee. Viper is my wife."
(Wolverine 125)
Kitty: "I had a good teacher."
(Wolverine 126)
Logan: "Next time you go pokin' around in my head, sweetheart, try not to stumble on that one again. I don't know what I was thinkin' when I came up with that."
(Wolverine 135)
Logan: "I hear that a lot."
(Wolverine 135)
Logan: "Well, if that ain't my cue, I dunno what is. Y'know, bub -- I've been wonderin' the same thing."
(Wolverine 137)
Logan: "Tell me something I don't know."
(Wolverine 139)
Logan: "This ain't gonna be pretty!"
(Wolverine 139)
Cable: "I'll take that as a compliment."
Logan: "Exactly how it was meant."
(Wolverine 139)
Logan: "Yeah, Kane.. I am out o' yer league, 'cause I stopped playin' with the Minors long before you were even signin' up for battin' practice!"
(Wolverine 143)
Logan: "Thanks. Give my love t' th' wife an' kids."
(Wolverine 145)
Logan: "I beg t' differ!"
Creed: "At least you're begging. It's a start."
(Wolverine 145)
Logan: "You too!"
(Wolverine 153)
Logan: "Sure, darlin'."
Girl: "Are you... Are you Spider-Man?"
Logan: "No, darlin'.... Spider-Man's a sissy."
(Wolverine 181)
Logan: "What's gonna happen if those five guns don't get outta my mug."
(Wolverine 182)
Logan: "Don't start gettin' smart on us, Wilson. You don't want me to regret comin' in here after you."
Deadpool: "I wouldn't dream of it, amigo."
Logan: "I ain't your amigo."
Deadpool: "Ouch! Someone got up on the wrong side o' the crib today..."
(Wolverine '95 Annual)
Logan: "Maybe so, bub -- but we ain't gonna be the ones doin' the dyin'!"
(Wolverine '95 Annual)
Looter: *"You don't scare me."*
Logan: *"Then you're stupid."*
(Wolverine V. 3 11 *translated from Spanish*)
Logan: "Proof that your parents were married?"
Creed: "Least I remember mine."
(Wolverine V. 3 13)
Logan: "So trading liberty for safety's what's passin' for 'sensible' these days? 'Cause I seemed to think the motto of America - and I'm Canadian, so that might be why I'm confused - used to be 'give me liberty or give me death'."
Maria Hill: "Are all Canadians this judgmental?"
Logan: "When it comes to America, pretty much."
(Wolverine V. 3 47 - Civil War - Dec 2006)
Gambit: "NO! Logan, we'll never make it!"
Logan: "In that case, Cajun -- hope you weren't plannin' on livin' forever."
(Wolverine/Gambit: Victims 2)
Logan: "Don't get the idea this -- HKK! HKK! -- means I like you... or your crew... I'm just doin' this as a favor. For an old buddy."
Orphan: "And who is this guardian angel?
Logan: "Just someone who's watching out for ya."
Orphan: "Don't get all coy, Wolverine. I want to know who!"
Logan: "An' I don't give a snot what you want. I'm savin' your butt here. Some people jus' don't know how to be grateful."
(X-Factor 120)
Logan: "Bub... you don't know the half of it!"
(X-Men 4)
Maverick: "If I don't?"
Logan: "I'll break free on my own eventually and hand you a kidney for all the trouble you caused me."
Maverick: "Fair enough. You're free. For now."
(X-Men 6)
Omega Red: "Very well. If you so wish. What did you do with the Carbonadium Synthesizer?"
Logan: "I have no idea. But thanks for askin'."
(X-Men 7)
Logan: "That so?"
Harry: "Course, any fool can see it's some sort of wild animal, right, Logan? I mean... the alternative is unthinkable, 'specially here in Salem Center..."
Logan: "Hrrm. You got any Worcestershire sauce, Harry?"
Harry: "Ugh... how can you read that stuff and eat rare steak at seven in the A.M.?"
Logan: "Simple. I'm one of those blood-drinkin' mutants.. didn't ya know?"
Harry: "Ha! You're a card, Logan.. a real card. It's good to have you back."
(X-Men #74)
Logan: "Thanks, I noticed. Pity you weren't here to warn the Keystone Cops when they trampled it first."
(X-Men #74)
Xavier: "I am here, Wolverine."
Logan: "No! Get outta my head, bub!"
Xavier: "If only I could. Your physical contact with my astral form has merged us somehow. More of this dimension's strange physics amd it's effect on our abilities."
Logan: "Thanks for the recap, but--"
Xavier: "More attackers!"
Logan: "No kiddin' -- those're my eyes yer seein' 'em through!"
Xavier: "This excessive violence is unnecessary! These creatures--"
Logan: "Pipe down! Yer distractin' me! I know what I'm doin'! I ain't here ta practice diplomacy! This is how things get done on my side o' the tracks! Hey! Can't move my arm! You doin' this, Chuck?"
Xavier: "I will not allow you to--"
Logan: "UHNG--! Are you tryin' ta get me killed?!"
Xavier: "Your way is not my way. This senseless killing--"
Logan: "We've had this argument before. Too many times. But yer forgettin' something, 'Professor' -- you may be shacked up in my brain, but it's my flesh gettin' cut!"
Xavier: "..... Very well. Do what you must.... My God---!"
Logan: "Are ya startin' ta understand now?! Sometimes it's kill or be killed! Law o' the jungle! You always got all the answers, huh? But when your enemy stops at nothin' to waste you -- what're you gonna do?!
Narrator: There is no answer. And for once, Charles Xavier truly sees the world through Wolverine's eyes... feels the world through Wolverine's senses... and finds it's a harrowing experience."
(X-Men #88)
Logan: "There will be, Chuck, if you don't pull out of my flamin' head!"
(X-Men #388)
Logan: "All right, just for that... first drink's on me."
(X-Men 2 Prequel: Wolverine)
Logan: "I got other responsibilities, Heather. Duty - obligations - giri, that's what they call it in Japan - to both the X-Men... an'... another that's as important to me as Mac was to you. I give Charley a hard time - to keep him honest - but the X-Men are my home, my family. I won't walk out on 'em."
Heather: "We were family, once."
Logan: "You still are. But the rest of Alphans are only friends. It's a big difference."
Heather: "Puck speaks the same way about Alpha. He has a lot more faith in me than I do."
Logan: "The midget's got good instincts, darlin' -- trust 'em."
Heather: "Watch the mouth, bub. You ain't that flamin' tall!"
(X-Men/Alpha Flight - The Gift)
Logan: "'Shorty'?"
(X-Men/Alpha Flight - Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot)
Guardian: "After all these years, it finally appears so."
Logan: "Team's almost loaded. Better get a move on.."
Guardian: "Logan.. when are you gonna come visit? Heather misses you."
Logan: "She does, huh?"
Guardian: "We both do."
Logan: "Feelin's mutual."
(X-Men/Alpha Flight - Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot)
Mariko: *"Does the outward, fleshy casement matter, my love, when the heart is noble?"*
(X-Men Annual #11 *translated from the Japanese*)
Logan: "Nope."
Neal Shaara: "Nor talk much, I gather."
Logan: "Nope."
Neal Shaara: "Think Betsy has a chance?"
Logan: "Nope."
(X-Men Annual 2000)
Colossus: "Well..... I--"
Logan: "Good."
(X-Men: Liberators 2)
Logan: "Not on your say so, Doc."
(X-Men Universe 8)
Logan: "Am I goin' to make it, Doc?"
Cecilia Reyes: "Not if you keep giving me attitude, I can guarantee you that."
(X-Men Unlimited 24)
Logan: "Better do what the doc says. She ain't no lady to go messin' with."
Silver Samurai: "So I've noticed."
(X-Men Unlimited 24)
Nightcrawler: "Huh? I - I guess so... from time to time. Do you?"
Logan: "Not really. I figure when it's time t'go, it's time t'go. No reason dwellin' on somethin' you ain't got no control over. You know what I mean? I figure you should live for the moment.. day to day. Don't think 'bout what may or may not happen and forget 'bout the past -- it's done, ain't nothin' can change that. You've got your religion.. your beliefs in the afterlife. Me? I'm not sure what I believe. I only hope that whatever happens after we move on, I don't have to remember what I did in this life. Some things are best forgotten."
(X-Men Unlimited 25)
Colossus: "Why? Why can't I?"
Logan: "Just can't. No point in askin'. Just gotta deal with it."
(X-Men Unlimited 29)
Colossus: "I do not understand."
Logan: "It's a con. Someone went to a helluva lot of trouble to convince the law -- and us -- that Charley, Scott an' 'Roro were killed in a car crash."
Colossus: "How can you be certain?"
Logan: "I've staged more'n a few such 'accidents' in my day, boy -- this has all the earmarks."
(X-Men: God Loves, Man Kills)
Logan: "I'm sick o' you."
Grifter: "I'm sick of the way you smell."
Logan: "I'm sick o' the way you talk."
Grifter: "I'm sick of you."
Logan: "I already said that."
Grifter: "Shut up. How much further anyway?"
Logan: "You told me t'shut up."
Grifter: "How much further, dammit? God, but you're a sulky little runt, Logan..."
Logan: "Call me runt again and you'll spend the rest of the day picking yer teeth outta yer butt. Twenty miles. Maybe a bit more. Think you can handle a man's walking tour, Grifter?"
Grifter: "Don't call me Grifter. Hell. Time was you could see Manhattan from a hundred miles away. Twenty miles, huh?"
Logan: "Call it fifteen. We'll stop there and go over procedures. You got the legs for it?"
Grifter: "Why wouldn't I? They're longer than yours."
(X-Men/WildC.A.T.S. The Dark Age)
Logan: "When I say."
Grifter: "Now?"
Logan: "You're like a kid in the back of a car, are we there yet, Pop? Are we there yet?"
Grifter: "My dad never took me anywhere."
Logan: "And he never met your mom. Okay, this'll do. Time to deploy the mission objective facilitator."
Grifter: "Long word. Plain old bomb would've done. Gotta say, it's been complete crap serving with you, Colonel Logan."
Logan: "Gotta say the same for you, Sergeant Cash."
(X-Men/WildC.A.T.S. The Dark Age)
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