Old Sayings.....
if you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
The New Versions.....
Pessimist:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she =3D=3D NULL)
m_she=3D new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
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If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't,
your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone, Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person
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If you love someone don't set her free.
HR specialist
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If you love someone set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then
out source her.
MBA
^^^^^
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others
simultaneously
Psychologist
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If you love someone set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist
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If you love someone set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler (Gone With The Wind)
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If you love someone set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why say you don't give a damn.
ERP functional expert
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If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert
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If you love someone set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
