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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was Included
in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
system activity.  Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys
Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected.

I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
Run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks, Joe




Tech Support response:

Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.  Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the
original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend
you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You
must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to
enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the
Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to normal.  The system
will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife
1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and
is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.  Best
of luck.

Tech Support.