Most people who make guides or link lists for anime secretly have
the intention of becoming the supreme ruler of the Anime and Manga
world. I however, do not..... Rather, I make NO secret of the fact
that I want to be the omnipotent and ever-benevolent prince of the
Anime Internet domain. And why should I?
Now, I'm a modest guy,
but I think my skill as a designer, knowledge of computers,
innovation as a marketing agent, witty humor, worthwhile page
content, amazingly good looks, and B+ in Spanish should be more than
enough to bring me fame and fortune.
Sure, there may not be many links now, but I'm not worried.
'Build it and ye shall come', right?
Soon, Anime Speed bump will be the hippest place to hang out on the
web. I mean c'mon, how can people resist my original slogans like:
'It's the un-pike', 'c'mon everybody's doing it',
and 'It's your site'. Why wouldn't web masters abroad submit
their sites to my index?, when all they have to do is fill out my
form, sit back, and (in the words of wise guru webmonkey) watch the
loooove roll in.
My plan is flawless, the time is now, it's my turn, and 'we won't
make it until you order it'; soon, I will be the king of Anime,
that's my ultimate goal.
