It is a common misconception that the band "Offspring" wrote the origional tune to their hit single: "Pretty fly for a white guy". In reality, this was first composed by an anime actor named Fushigi Yuugi, and the origional title was: "Pretty Fly for a Samurai". The staff here at Anime Speed Bump, having the connections that we do, has managed to obtain the lyrics to this origional song, as they were sung by Fushigi Yuugi, as an attempt to express the hardships of being an actor in the anime industry.
Origional Lyrics
Give me money baby, hya hya...
Give me money baby, hya hya...
Give me money baby, hya hya...
The welfare agents say I'm pretty fly for a samurai
You know its kind of hard
To move on to the next page
When anime actors
Get below mi-ni-mum wage
I always try so hard
But our show still bites
I can't afford my rent,
I work overtime some nights
So buy our show, I need the dough
Its overpriced but you can watch it every day
Who cares if you can feel, our stunts aren't even real
You still must pay, You still must pay,
I overuse my sword, so you won't get too bored
At least you'll know, our videos were dubbed by ricki lake
The world needs anime, so,
Hey Hey buy our brand new tape
I have some funky pants
I will work for steamed rice
I do not own a car
So I have to ride my bike
Now I'm crusing on two wheels,
I see bad guys as I pass
If I didn't have a stunt man
They would kick my lily ass
Give me money baby, hya hya...
Give me money baby, hya hya...
Give me money baby, hya hya...
The welfare agents say I'm pretty fly for a samurai
I speak the Japanese
But my English aren't bad
Toilet-paper isn't cheap
So I stole money from my dad
You'd be my best freind
If you gave me all you got
My movie's really great
Except it has no frickin plot
So buy our show, I need the dough
Its overpriced but you can watch it every day
Who cares if you can feel, our stunts aren't even real
You still must pay, You still must pay,
I overuse my sword, so you won't get too bored
At least you'll know, our videos were dubbed by ricki lake
The world needs anime, so,
Hey Hey buy our brand new tape
