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Dear Sister Gloria,
I know our legal system will sometimes sentence defendants to multiple life sentences in prison. So does God do something similiar by sentencing the worst sinners to multiple life sentences in Hell? Is there a point system He uses when it's time to determine whether a person goes to heaven or Hell? Like maybe you'd get one demerit for each Jesus joke or five demerits for sodomy?
Y-boy
Dear Y-boy,
You bring up some good questions my dear child, first there is the question of mulitple sentences in hell. There is no mulitple sentences because once your there, your never leaving. Hell is an awful place where they feed you expired cheese, and make you watch re-runs of evil TV shows like Alf, Webster, and Full House. They cover the walls of your room with naked pictures of the Golden Girls, and Rosie O'Donnell, and you bathe in pea soup. I have no idea how Jesus decides on what "good and whats "bad" (I've heard some sexual kinky rumors from the other Sisters about him), but your demerit system would be a good idea of how to keep track, God tends to a little slow sometimes. Now most people want to go to heaven, but at the same time they all want to taste forbidden fruit, and live the wild life. I like to offer this advice when trying to make decisions on how to act and behave-"Good little boys go to heaven, Bad little boys go everywhere." Any way who choose to live your life is fine in my books, as long as you,
"Save a little room for the holy ghost."
Sister Gloria
P.S-Your not related to the young hooligan Z-Boy are you ???
