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<p><center><br><br><font face="Baskerville" size="5"> Things to Ponder </font></br></br></center>
<p><center><br><font face="Baskerville" size="3">Yesterday my best friend finally broke down and told me that I really should stop slaughtering hitchhikers and keeping their bodies in my shed. So I bought one of those big freezers for more storage.</center></p>
<p><center> If the early bird gets the worm, then what incentive do worms have to wake up early? Death?</center></p>
<p><center>If you can't say anything nice about someone, say nothing. Then creep up behind them with a baseball bat and really let em have it.</center></p>
<p><center>If a lifetime of watching movies has taught me anything at all,
it's to MAKE SURE that a captured secret agent is dead BEFORE you walk away from your miscellaneous torture device.
That, and to always look behind me when I hear menacing violin music.</center></p>
<p><center>I sure am glad that it's called the "Y2k bug" and not the "Y2k Giant, Man-Eating crocodile." Whew.</center></p>
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Do we really need to use fire drills to train people how to exit a
building when they see flames everywhere and mind-piercing sirens are going off?
Shouldn't we just let the stupid ones die
and thin out the herd a little?</center></p>
<p><center>You know that song "These boots were made for walking?" Who wants to
date a girl that took a few months to figure that one out, anyway?</center></p>
<p><center>Busy people are always wishing they had 3 hands. Not me...I bet that mutant
hand would always be trying to kill me in some diabolical way.</center></font></p>
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