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>LONG.<
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>ENJOYED<
>BY<
>MEMBERS<
>OF<
>BOTH<
>SEXES.<
>IS<
>USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY<
>LOOSLEY<
>FOR<
>INSTANT<
>ACTION.<
>IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF<
>LITTLE<
>HAIRY<
>THINGS<
>AT<
>ONE<
>END<
>AND<
>SMALL<
>HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT<
>IS<
>INSERTED,<
>ALMOST<
>ALWAYS<
>WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,<
>SOMETIMES<
>QUICKLY,<
>INTO<
>A<
>WARM,<
>FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE<
>IT<
>IS<
>THRUST<
>IN<
>AND<
>DRAWN<
>OUT<
>AGAIN<
>AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN<
>SUCCESSION,<
>OFTEN<
>QUICKLY<
>AND<
>ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.<
>ANYONE<
>FOUND<
>LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY<
>RECOGNIZE<
>THE<
>RHYTHMIC,<
>PULSING<
>SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE<
>WELL<
>LUBRICATED<
>MOVEMENTS.<
>WHEN<
>FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES<
>BEHIND<
>A<
>JUICY,<
>FROTHY,<
>WHITE<
>STICKY<
>SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL<
>NEED<
>CLEANING FROM<
>THE<
>OUTER<
>SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND<
>SOME<
>OF<
>FROM<
>ITS<
>LONG<
>GLISTENING<
>SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS<
>DONE<
>AND<
>THE<
>FLOWING<
>AND<
>CLEANSING<
>LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED<
>EMANATING,<
>IT<
>IS<
>RETURNED<
>TO<
>ITS<
>FREELY<
>HANGING STATE OF REST, READY<
>YET<
>FOR<
>ANOTHER<
>BIT<
>OF<
>ACTION,<
>HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS<
>BRISTLING<
>CLIMAX<
>TWICE<
>OR<
>THREE<
>TIMES A<
>DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.<
>WHAT AM I???????<
>AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY<
>GUESSED,<
>THE<
>ANSWER !<
>TO<
>THE<
>RIDDLE<
>IS<
>NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........<
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