F G
Mosy takes the baby to a pedal shop
Bb C
Baby buys it there for twice the price
F G
Mosy, don't you know he's caught you on the hop
Bb C
"No," she says, "He smiled, he must be nice"
Ab F
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a party
Ab F
'Tweenwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a ball
Ab Bb
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, you can come to a party
C Bb
If you will say, "Hello," we'll take you all
Mosy tries to speak to someone at the Corps
They say, "Quiet, I'm on a higher plane"
Mosy answers as he sadly shuts the door
If that's the case, I'd rather go by train
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a party
'Tweenwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a ball
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a party
If you will say, "Hello," we'll take you all
[guitar solo]
Baby finds it very hard to understand
Standing on the stoop, comes every day
And all the resolutions that the baby planned
Began to drift so very far away
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a party
'Tweenwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a ball
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, you can come to a party
If you will say, "Hello," we'll take you all
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we're having a party