Little Darth Mauly Sat on his trolley Frightening the Jedi away. Along came Scooby-Doo And said "Row do you Roo?" And frightened Darth Mauly away.
So little Darth Mauly Hopped in his trolley And peddled it far away. He met up with Barney, Full of joy and blarney And with a blaster, blew him away.
Little Darth Mauly, Still on his trolley, Saw a Pokemon convention unfold. Said Pikachu "Can we play with you?" And Darth Mauly fainted dead cold.
Little Darth Mauly, Riding his trolley, Saw something that looked like a pup. Got closer to see That Jar Jar it be. So little Darth Mauly threw up.
Little Darth Mauly, Growing sick of his trolley, Met Qui-Gon that dismal eve. Said "I just cannot stay. I've had a bad day. I'm afraid I really must leave."
Little Darth Mauly, Fed up with his trolley Went to George Lucas And said: "I'm sick of your staff; They cut me in half! I'm going to join Star Trek Instead."