Little Darth Mauly

Before any of you read this, I would first like to say that a bunch of stuff in this poem was just put in there to make a rhyme. That's why it's kinda...wacky. And also, I would like to say that I like Jar Jar AND Pokemon. The stuff about that was put in there for a gag only. Now...read on!!!

Little Darth Mauly, by Blaze and Claw

Little Darth Mauly Sat on his trolley Frightening the Jedi away. Along came Scooby-Doo And said "Row do you Roo?" And frightened Darth Mauly away.

So little Darth Mauly Hopped in his trolley And peddled it far away. He met up with Barney, Full of joy and blarney And with a blaster, blew him away.

Little Darth Mauly, Still on his trolley, Saw a Pokemon convention unfold. Said Pikachu "Can we play with you?" And Darth Mauly fainted dead cold.

Little Darth Mauly, Riding his trolley, Saw something that looked like a pup. Got closer to see That Jar Jar it be. So little Darth Mauly threw up.

Little Darth Mauly, Growing sick of his trolley, Met Qui-Gon that dismal eve. Said "I just cannot stay. I've had a bad day. I'm afraid I really must leave."

Little Darth Mauly, Fed up with his trolley Went to George Lucas And said: "I'm sick of your staff; They cut me in half! I'm going to join Star Trek Instead."