He likes that date, so you guys prepare for the wedding. Things seem to be going perfect.....everyone's happy, you and your man are so much in love and he'd do anything for you, you've picked out curtains and all that mushy stuff. He even bought you a puppy. Then it's the night before the wedding, December 31st.
You guys go out and party because it's New Years Eve and the day before your wedding. Your man has his bachelor party and your friends hire you a stripper. The whole time all you could think about was how sweet your man is and how much you love him. Meanwhile, your man is getting a lap dance from a stripper named Bambi pouring chocolate syrup all over his chest. He knocks her up that night and tells you he can't marry you cause she's pregnant, and invites you to their wedding.
Tough luck.
