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Sup bitches. You just made to Reverend Pimpho's 12-step-pimp-program. If I don't see results from you within 2 weeks, I'm kickin yo ass out the chapel doors because we ain't got room for scrubs like you. The first and the most Important step to rebuilding your pimpness is to extend your ebonics vocabulary. You need ta knows the talk, if you want the top spot.

Step one: The Pimptionary