"If a president of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign." - Bill Clinton, 1974.
"The road to tyranny, we must never forget,
begins with the destruction of the truth." - Bill Clinton, 1995.
"The American people are tired of liars and
people who pretend to be something they're not." - Hillary R. Clinton, 1992.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in thecountry."
-Mayor Marion Barry,Washington, DC
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
"The police are not here to create disorder.
They're here to preserve disorder."
-Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 Democratic Party convention.
"China is a big country, inhabited by many
Chinese." -Former FrenchPresident Charles
de Gaulle
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was
fail to comply with the law." -David
Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering
accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net." -Republicanpresidential candidate
Bob Dole.
"Things are more like they are now than they
ever were before." -Former U.S. President
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports
come from overseas." -Former Australian
cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
"They're multi-purpose. Not only do they put
the clips on, but they take them off."
-Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why
the company charged the Air Force nearly
$1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost
a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields, during an interview to
become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
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