The Twisted File Cabinet


Hello! I am Evil Incarnate. I come in many forms; Your gym teacher, that guy ahead of you in the line at the movie theater that buys EVERY SNACK IN EXISTANCE, and Pikachu, but I usually appear as a teenage girl. Evil Incarnate isn't the same as the devil or just plain evil. Evil Incarnate is evil with a twist of lime...and a sense of humor. So, without further ado, I welcome you, males and females (if I overlooked any readers that do not fit in the categories above then please e-mail me and tell me so I can put your proper species in) to the home of Evil Incarnate: the Twisted File Cabinet.

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The purpose of this web site is...uh...okay, it has no purpose; I just decided I wanted a place to hang my hat. My job on this planet is to spread mischief and general weirdness where ever I find the opportunity (high school has the most potential). Since Evil Incarnate is a management position, I have been issued with a vehicle, which I treasure above all else; my shoe box (luxury size, of course). Not too glamourous, is it? You see, being one of the main branches of evil isn't all fun and games...it's just MOSTLY fun and games. Now on to the different areas that come under my jurisdiction. Have fun looking around, and feel free to e-mail me with any nonsensical dribble, complaints or (heaven forbid) compliments on my site. You can also contact me through AOL instant messenger if you have it, my screen name's Jadefox51...just be sure to tell me you came from my website and that you have something more to say to me than "a/s/l". By the way, for any of you people out there with no sense of humor; this is only a joke, I'm not part of a satanic worship cult or anything like that (nor do I mean any offense to anyone who DOES take part in such things...hey, whatever turns you on), so don't tell me I'm gonna be damned to hell for this or I'll be forced to laugh at you...loudly. Enjoy...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wanna browse? That'll be five dollars...and if you actually believe that, then I'm very frightened...

My demented Links...not scared yet? Well, you WILL be!
MTV's Daria - My tribute to one of my favorite shows
Amusing Oddities- all those funny things I can never get enough of

Email: marajade51@hotmail.com