1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer at
passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Insist that your e-mail address be: zena-goddess-of-fire@ company
name.com
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on you desk and label it "in"
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staples.
8. Put decaf in the coffeee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone had gotten
over their caffiene addiction, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of your checks, write "for sexual favors"
10. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think"
11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
12. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
13. dontuseanypunctuationorspaces
14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
15. Ask people what sex they are.
16. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
17. Sing along at the opera
18. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19. Find out where your boss shops and buy the exact same ourfits. Wear
them one day after your boss does. This is expecially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.
20. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
21. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
22. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you are not in the mood.
23. Hum when you ride the elvator.
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