Things I've Learned

I've Learned You Cannot Make Someone Love You All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In

I've Learned That No Matter How Much I Care

Some People Are Just Assholes!

I've Learned That It takes Years To Build Up Trust

And It Only Takes Suspicion

Not Proof, To Destroy It

I've Learned That You Shouldn't Compare Yourself To Others

They Are More Screwed Up Than You Think

I've Learned That You Can Keep Puking

LONG After You Think You're Finished

I've Learned That We Are Responsible For What We Do

Unless We Are Celebrities

I've Learned That Sometimes The People You Expect

To Kick You When You're Down...

Will Be The Ones Who Do

I've Learned That We Don't Have To Ditch Bad Friends

Because Their Dysfunction Makes Us Feel Better About Ourselves

I've Learned That No Matter How Hard You Try To Protect Your children

They Will Eventually Get Arrested

And End Up In The Local Paper

I've Learned That The People You Care Most About In Life

Are Taken Away From You Too Soon And The Less Important Ones Just Never Go Away

I've Learned To Say "Fuck Em If They Can't Take A Joke" In 6 Different Languages

Pass This Along To Five Friends

Trust Me, They'll Appeciate It

Who Knows, Maybe Something Good Will Happen

If Not ...... Oh Well, Tough Shit...