How many members of your sign does it take to change a light
bulb?
Aries: Just one.
You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done
-they just keep discussing who is
supposed to do it
and how it's supposed to be done.
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years
to help them through the grieving process.
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a virgo in
to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000
with an error of +/- one millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one.
No, on second thought, make that two,
is that okay with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret
and shared only with the Enlightened Ones
in the Star Chamber
of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these
childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything
is energy, so...
Pisces: Light bulb?
What light bulb?
