Sucker Punch ... Big Hero Vernon </not>

HA HA HA HA Eat Sh!t & Die, Vernon.

I'll bet you'll never sucker punch Victor Easley again.
Not after he sent you sailing through the air when you tried it that time.
I'll bet you sure was surprised when you ended up in that ditch.

I also bet next time you'll find out first who you start messin' with.
You picked the wrong person when you picked Victor.
You thought he was an easy mark.
He's not crippled up with rheumatoid arthritis like Vincent is.
Victor has awards for bench presses. He is STRONG.


Another thing you didn't take into consideration ..
You accused Victor and his brother of being "Yankees".

They are probably more "Arkie" than you are
and a whole lot meaner when they need to be.

Their family moved to Arkansas in 1850.
They are 6th generation Easleys in this state.

What say you to THAT?

• It was hilarious when your son saw Victor coming down the road. He rode away as fast as he could on that scooter, looking back all of the time to see if Victor was coming after him. I couldn't figure out what was wrong with the kid until Victor told me who he was. Then I ROARED with laughter!

• I love it that somebody saw you when Victor knocked you on your a$$. The guy spread the word. I heard it from a stranger who didn't even know it was my son who put a whupping on you. He thought it was hilarious and said it was about time somebody put you in your place, that you had it coming.

You are a LAUGHING STOCK!

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A hundred years ago, an Englishman visiting Wyoming was attempting to find the owner of a huge cattle ranch. He rode up to one of the ranch hands, and inquired,

"Pardon me, but could you perhaps tell me where I might locate your master?"

To which the cowboy, who happened to be an Easley from Arkansas, replied,

"That sumbitch ain't been born yet".

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