It's getting so close you can feel it in the air. Shock is just around the corner and the air is filled with electricity. Ric Flair and Stone Cold will step into the same ring and go one on one for a chance at the SGW World Title. Ric Flair has already proven his greatness time and time again, but Stone Cold... even holding the World Title has yet to prove that he deserves to be called one of SGW's ELITE!! Being known for having the shortest title reign in SGW History is not something at all to be proud about. If Stone Cold loses this match with Ric Flair look for Stone Cold to be out of the main event picture for some time to come. While in the WWF the only thing that kept Stone Cold on top in the company was his name, but here in the SGW things are very different. Stone Cold was VERY lucky to get his hands on the SGW World title just ONE time, and he fumbled the ball because he never proved that he deserved to be called a champion.... Basically he was given a present, but don't look for it to happen again. There's people that's been in SGW for along time and have never gotten their hands on the SGW World Title. The only thing Stone Cold accomplished by becoming World Champ for that very short period of time... was he made it easy for anyone to know just who is, was, and always will be the very worst SGW Champion EVER!!!

[[[ END INTRO ]]]

[[[ The scene fades in a we are at an SGW House that is taking place less than a day away from Shock. SGW has just came back from commercial break and we see Ric Flair standing in the middle of the ring with non other than MEAN GENE. The camera's zoom in and the sound fades in ]]]

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: MEEEEAAAAN, Whooooo!! Bye God, GEEENNNEEE!! I don't know how much longer I can take it!! For the past few days, I swear, I've been watching a pathetic soap oupra!! Last time I checked... I was in the WRASSLIN BUSINESS!! Whooo!! This Sunday you can bet your ass Ric Flair is going to be ready to WRASSLE... So Stone Cold, you better pull your head out quick pal!! Correct me if I'm wrong Gene, but from what I've seen over the past few days... it seems to me, that Stone Cold and Debra, are the two that will be walkin that aisle this Sunday!! I've seen Stone Cold pop up at McDonald's.... I've seen Stone Cold going out to buy himself a new set of rims, and each time, I've waited for Stone Cold's verbal abuse! Whooo!! I've waited and I've waited, but to my surprise almost all the verbal abumse hasn't been directed toward Ric Flair!! No! No! It's been directed toward Debra. Now I know Debra is the female of the relationship, but I also know... STONE COLD.... YOUR THE BITCH PAL!!! WHAT!?! YOUR THE BITCH PAL!! You wine, and you wine, and you wine.... and you make me sick, YOU JACKASS!! Debra this, Debra that... If the woman gets on your nerves that bad pal.. ha, ha... Then just send her my way and you can bet your ass that THAAA NAAAIIICHAAA BOOOYYYY will give her a ride, and I'm not talking about a ride in some pick up truck pal!! I'll give her a ride on SPACE MOUNTAIN ALLLLLL NIGHT LONG!! Whooo!! ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT!! Then she'll lay her head on my sweaty chest, look up and me, and say... "Now I know why they call you THE MAN!!" Whoooo!! Whoooo!! Just send her my way pal... I'll give those PUPPIES, A GOOD HOME!!

[[[ The fans are going wild as Ric Flair begins to strut around the ring. After a classic Flair Strut from one side of the ring to the other, Ric Flair walks over to the side of the ring facing the entrance ramp. He grabs the top rope and begins trusting his hips. As Flair is strusting his hips he begins to yell out Debra's name over and over. At this point the fans are standing on their feet, both laughing and cheering at the same time. Finally Flair calms down a bit and walks back over to Mean Gene who is standing in the middle of the ring. ]]]

Mean Gene: [ Almost laughing ] I'm getting to old for this.

Mean Gene: [ Pauses ]

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: Whoooo!!

Mean Gene: Now Ric... Right now we can crack a smile, but you and I both know that this Sunday your match with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is going to be all business!!

[[[ Flair Starts rubbing his palms together. ]]]

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: GENE!! Ric Flair versus Stone Cold.. This Sunday is what they call a make or break match!! It's main event at Total Destruction or it's retirement, and one things for sure pal... Ric Flair is nowhere near ready to hang 'em up!! I've been in this geat business for along time.... I've been in this same position many times, and I was World Champion when Steve Austin was better known as Stunning Steve Austin in WCW!! Point being... I've seen it all, and I've done it all and I've whipped bigger men than Steve Austin on my way to a fight jack!! When I step into the ring this Sunday... I'm stepping into the ring with Steve Austin.... The Stone Cold, Rattlesnake gimmicks ARE GONE!!! The same man that was once Stunning Steve Austin will be walking that aisle!! Whoooo!! I've always been a kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, limousine ridin, jet flyin, Whoooo, SON OF A GUN!! Your looking at a man that has been custon made from head to toe... from day one!! Your looking at THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER!! There's some people that see this match as one of the biggest matches in the history of SGW, but NOT ME!! NOT ME!! DAMINT, I've had more big matches.. than Steve Austin has had matches!! I was the best when Wrestling was actually WRESTLING, and I stayed the best when Wrestling became Sport's Entertainment!! This Sunday, Whooo!! I'm going to expose Steve Austin for what he really is... A GIMMICK!! When your talking about Steve Austin... Your talking about a man that has been riding a gimmick to the top ever since he cracked open his first beer in ECW!! I mean come on... The WWF literally shoved "STONE COLD" down the entire world's throat wither they liked it, or NOT!! I mean... Come one Steve... IF your such a great wrestler pal... Why in the world would you need a new gimmick to save your, at best, average career!?! TELL ME THAT YOU JACKASS!! I want you to look into my eye's right now JACK!! RIGHT NOW!! I'M RIC FLAIR DAMNIT!! YOUR STEVE AUSTIN!! There's a big difference there you jackass!! YOU! HAVE! NO! IDEA! WHAT GREATNESS IS!! BUT YOUR GOING TO FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY... When you rub up against..... GREATNESS!!! Whoooo!! Whoooo!!

*** Voice Over ***

( No Doubt Stone Cold is huge, but STEVE AUSTIN SUCKS!! )

*** End Voice Over ***

[[[ Ric Flair pauses and jerks his jacket off. ]]]

[[[ Mean Gene proceeds to ask another question. ]]]

Mean Gene: Now Ric, I heard you say that Stone Cold hasn't really directed much of his attention toward you, but have any words that have been directed toward you struck a nerve?

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: [ Mocking Stone Cold ] WHAT!?! [ Stops Mocking ] THAT GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES!! It's like I tell my women Gene... I like a little ass, but not a smart ass!! WHAT!?! WHAT!?! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT JACKASS STEVE AUSTIN SAYING!?! AUSTIN!!! I don't know if your looking to get cheap heat, or attention pal!! You come out here and you ask you a question... then you follow your question up, WITH ANOTHER QUESTION!! WHAT!?! When I look at you Austin... I see a pathetic figure that continues to live in the past! I see a wrestler that still doesn't realize that Solid Gold Wrestling Isn't the WWF!! Sure, you might have been given the SGW World Title on a silver platter , but you proved to the entire wrestling world that your historicly short title reign was the biggest flop in SGW History!! Whoooo!! When I was Champ pal... I held the world title for an entire month!! I know you like to claim to be a champions champion, but come on JACK... You and I both know that your nothing more than bum! You might have been something special in the WWF but here in SGW your nothing more than another wrestler trying his hardest to keep his sinking career a float!! I'm no life raft you JACKASS.... Ric Flair isn't going to be just some stepping stone for Steve Austin... Whooo!! You can take that to the bank JACK!! I'M! GOING! TO! KICK! [ pauses ] YOUR ASS!! [ pauses ] JACK!!

[[[ Flair starts going wild... ]]]

*** Voice Over ***

( It almost looks like Ric Flair his "Hulking Up". )

*** End Voice Over ***

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AUSTIN!! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!! I Wanna kick your ass right now!! Right now!! RIGHT NOW, Whooo!!

[[[ The fans are going wild looking up toward the entrance ramp just incase SCSA was man enough to come out.]]]

Mean Gene: Fans we've got to take a short break. Thank You Ric and good luck with your match against Stone Cold at Shock.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: Thank You Gene.... Whoooo!! Whoooo!!

[[[ The Scene fades to black as SGW goes to a commercial break. ]]]

[[[ Meanwhile the fans in the arena are going wild as Ric Flair and Mean Gene leave the ring at head for the back. As they walk back up the entrance ramp the camera's begin to zoom in on Flair and Gene and you can see them speaking to each. ]]]

Mean Gene: I might as well go ahead and wish you good luck at Total Destruction Ric.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: I like that can of confidence.

Mean Gene: Come one Ric... There's not a person in this business that doesn't know that Steve Austin is wasted up. You know I can't really say what's on my mind while on the air, but it's certainly is no secret.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: I'll tell you what pal... If... NO! After I kick Steve Austin's ass at Shock... I'm taking you out on the town pal, and we're going to party, Whoooo!! All Night Long!! You think you can handle a few beautiful women Gene?

Mean Gene: Are you kidding me Ric? Ever since I started taking that Viagra.... I've been tempted to jump on anything that walks.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: Maybe just alittle bit more than I needed to know Gene. I'll tell you what pal... Go ahead and put the champainge on ice pal because after Shock we're going to shut this town down! Whoooo!!

Mean Gene: You got it Ric.

[[[ The scene fades to black as Ric Flair and Mean Gene exit the entrance ramp. ]]]