Index of Popular Fallacies
POPULAR FALLACIES
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latter; and, preached from the pulpit, is sure of a docile audience
from the pews lined with satin. It is twice sitting upon velvet
to a foolish squire to be told, that he -- and not perverse nature,
as the homilies would make us imagine, is the true cause of all
the irregularities in his parish. This is striking at the root
of free-will indeed, and denying the originality of sin in any
sense. But men are not such implicit sheep as this comes to. If
the abstinence from evil on the part of the upper classes is to
derive itself from no higher principle, than the apprehension
of setting ill patterns to the lower, we beg leave to discharge
them from all squeamishness on that score: they may even take
their fill of pleasures, where they can find them. The Genius
[p 255] of Poverty, hampered and straitened as it is, is
not so barren of invention but it can trade upon the staple of
its own vice, without drawing upon their capital. The poor are
not quite such servile imitators as they take them for. Some of
them are very clever artists in their way. Here and there we find
an original. Who taught the Poor to steal, to pilfer? They did
not go to the great for schoolmasters in these faculties surely.
It is well if in some vices they allow us to be -- no copyists.
In no other sense is it true that the poor copy them, than as
servants may be said to take after their masters and mistresses,
when they succeed to their reversionary cold meats. If the master,
from indisposition or some other cause, neglect his food, the
servant dines notwithstanding.
"O, but (some will say) the force of example
is great." We knew a lady who was so scrupulous on this head,
that she would put up with the calls of the most impertinent visitor,
rather than let her servant say she was not at home, for fear
of teaching her maid to tell an untruth; and this in the very
face of the fact, which she knew well enough, that the wench was
one of the greatest liars upon the earth without teaching; so
much so, that her mistress possibly never heard two words of consecutive
truth from her in her life. But nature must go for nothing: example
must be every thing. This liar in grain, who never opened her
mouth without a lie, must be guarded against a remote inference,
which she (pretty casuist!) might possibly draw from a form of
words -- literally false, but essentially deceiving no one --
that under some circumstances a fib might not be so exceedingly
sinful -- a fiction, too, not at all in her own way, or one that
she could be suspected of adopting, for few servant-wenches care
to be denied to visitors.
This word example reminds us of another fine word
which is in use upon these occasions -- encouragement. "People
in our sphere must not be thought to give encouragement to such
proceedings." To such a frantic height is this principle
capable of being carried, that we have known individuals who have
thought it within the scope of their influence to sanction despair,
and give eclat to -- suicide. A domestic in the family of a county
member lately deceased, for love, or some unknown cause, cut his
throat, but not successfully. The poor fellow was otherwise much
loved and respected; and great interest was used in his behalf,
upon his recovery, that he might be permitted to retain his place;
his word being first pledged, not without some substantial sponsors
to promise for him, that the like should never happen again. His
master was inclinable to keep him, but his mistress thought otherwise;
and John in the end was dismissed, her ladyship declaring that
she "could not think of encouraging any such doings in the
county." [p 256]