Index of Popular Fallacies
POPULAR FALLACIES
Homes there are, we
are sure, that are no homes: the home of the very poor man, and
another which we shall speak to presently. Crowded places of cheap
entertainment, and the benches of ale-houses, if they could speak,
might bear mournful testimony to the first. To them the very poor
man resorts for an image of the home, which he cannot find at
home. For a starved grate, and a scanty firing, that is not enough
to keep alive the natural heat in the fingers of so many shivering
children with their mother, he finds in the depth of winter always
a blazing hearth, and a hob to warm his pittance of beer by. Instead
of the clamours of a wife, made gaunt by famishing, he meets with
a cheerful attendance beyond the merits of the trifle which he
can afford to spend. He has companions which his home denies him,
for the very poor man has no visitors. He can look into the goings
on of the world, and speak a little to politics. At home there
are no politics stirring, but the domestic. All interests, real
or imaginary, all topics that should expand the mind of man, and
connect him to a sympathy with general existence, are crushed
in the absorbing consideration of food to be obtained for the
family. Beyond the price of bread, news is senseless and impertinent.
At home there is no larder. Here there is at least a show of plenty;
and while he cooks his lean scrap of butcher's meat before the
common bars, or munches his humbler cold viands, his relishing
bread and cheese with an onion, in a corner, where no one reflects
upon his poverty, he has sight of the substantial joint providing
for the landlord and his family. He takes an interest in the dressing
of it; and while he assists in removing the trivet from the fire,
he feels that there is such a thing as beef and cabbage, which
he was beginning to forget at home. All this while he deserts
his wife and children. But what wife, and what children? Prosperous
men, who object to this desertion, image to themselves some clean
contented family like that which [p 264] they go home to.
But look at the countenance of the poor wives who follow and persecute
their good man to the door of the public-house, which he is about
to enter, when something like shame would restrain him, if stronger
misery did not induce him to pass the threshold. That face, ground
by want, in which every cheerful, every conversable lineament
has been long effaced by misery, is that a face to stay at home
with is it more a woman, or a wild cat? alas! it is the face of
the wife of his youth, that once smiled upon him. It can smile
no longer. What comforts can it share? what burthens can it lighten?
Oh, `tis a fine thing to talk of the humble meal shared together!
But what if there be no bread in the cupboard? The innocent prattle
of his children takes out the sting of a man's poverty. But the
children of the very poor do not prattle. It is none of the least
frightful features in that condition, that there is no childishness
in its dwellings. Poor people, said a sensible old nurse to us
once, do not bring up their children; they drag them up. The little
careless darling of the wealthier nursery, in their hovel is transformed
betimes into a premature reflecting person. No one has time to
dandle it, no one thinks it worth while to coax it, to soothe
it, to toss it up and down, to humour it. There is none to kiss
away its tears. If it cries, it can only be beaten. It has been
prettily said that "a babe is fed with milk and praise."
But the aliment of this poor babe was thin, unnourishing; the
return to its little baby-tricks, and efforts to engage attention,
bitter ceaseless objurgation. It never had a toy, or knew what
a coral meant. It grew up without the lullaby of nurses, it was
a stranger to the patient fondle, the hushing caress, the attracting
novelty, the costlier plaything, or the cheaper offhand contrivance
to divert the child; the prattled nonsense (best sense to it),
the wise impertinences, the wholesome lies, the apt story interposed,
that puts a stop to present sufferings, and awakens the passion
of young wonder. It was never sung to -- no one ever told to it
a tale of the nursery. It was dragged up, to live or to die as
it happened. It had no young dreams. It broke at once into the
iron realities of life. A child exists not for the very poor as
an object of dalliance; it is only another mouth to be fed, a
pair of little hands to be betimes inured to labour. It is the
rival, till it can be the co-operator, for food with the parent.
It is never his mirth, his diversion, his solace; it never makes
him young again, with recalling his young times. The children
of the very poor have no young times. It makes the very heart
to bleed to overhear the casual street-talk between a poor woman
and her little girl, a woman of the better sort of poor, in a
condition rather above the squalid beings which we have been contemplating.
It is not of toys, of nursery books, of summer [p 265]
holidays (fitting that age); of the promised sight, or play; of
praised sufficiency at school. It is of mangling and clear-starching,
of the price of coals, or of potatoes. The questions of the child,
that should he the very outpourings of curiosity in idleness,
are marked with forecast and melancholy providence. It has come
to he a woman, before it was a child. It has learned to go to
market; it chaffers, it haggles, it envies, it murmurs; it is
knowing, acute, sharpened; it never prattles. Had we not reason
to say, that the home of the very poor is no home?
There is yet another home, which we are constrained
to deny to be one. It has a larder, which the home of the poor
man wants; its fireside conveniences, of which the poor dream
not. But with all this, it is no home. It is -- the house of the
man that is infested with many visitors. May we he branded for
the veriest churl, if we deny our heart to the many noble-hearted
friends that at times exchange their dwelling for our poor roof!
It is not of guests that we complain, but of endless, purposeless
visitants; droppers in, as they are called. We sometimes wonder
from what sky the fall. It is the very error of the position of
our lodging; its horoscopy was ill calculated, being just situate
in a medium -- a plaguy suburban mid-space -- fitted to catch
idlers from town or country. We are older than we were, and age
is easily put out of its way. We have fewer sands in our glass
to reckon upon, and we cannot brook to see them drop in endlessly
succeeding impertinences. At our time of life, to be alone sometimes
is as needful as sleep. It is the refreshing sleep of the day.
The growing infirmities of age manifest themselves in nothing
more strongly, than in an inveterate dislike of interruption.
The thing which we are doing, we wish to be permitted to do. We
have neither much knowledge nor devices; but there are fewer in
the place to which we hasten. We are not willingly put out of
our way, even at a game of nine-pins. While youth was, we had
vast reversions in time future; we are reduced to a present pittance,
and obliged to economise in that article. We bleed away our moments
now as hardly as our ducats. We cannot bear to have our thin wardrobe
eaten and fretted into by moths. We are willing to barter our
good time with a friend, who gives us in exchange his own. Herein
is the distinction between the genuine guest and the visitant.
This latter takes your good time, and gives you his bad in exchange.
The guest is domestic to you as your good cat, or household bird
; the visitant is your fly, that flaps in at our window, and out
again, leaving nothing but a sense of disturbance and victuals
spoiled. The inferior functions of life begin to move heavily.
We cannot concoct our food with interruptions. Our chief meal,
to be nutritive, must be solitary. With difficulty [p 266]
we can eat before a guest; and never understood what the relish
of public feasting meant. Meats have no sapor, nor digestion fair
play, in a crowd. The unexpected coming in of a visitant stops
the machine. There is a punctual generation who time their calls
to the precise commencement of your dining-hour -- not to eat
-- but to see you eat. Our knife and fork drop instinctively,
and we feel that we have swallowed our latest morsel. Others again
show their genius, as we have said, in knocking the moment you
have just sat down to a book. They have a peculiar compassionating
sneer, with which they "hope that they do not interrupt your
studies." Though they flutter off the next moment, to carry
their impertinences to the nearest student that they can call
their friend, the tone of the book is spoiled; we shut the leaves,
and, with Dante's lovers, read no more that day. It were well
if the effect of intrusion were simply co-extensive with its presence;
but it mars all the good hours afterwards. These scratches in
appearance leave an orifice that closes not hastily. "It
is a prostitution of the bravery of friendship," says worthy
Bishop Taylor, "to spend it upon impertinent people, who
are, it may be, loads to their families, but can never ease my
loads." This is the secret of their gaddings, their visits,
and morning calls. They too have homes, which are -- no homes.