Index of Popular Fallacies
POPULAR FALLACIES
We could never quite
understand the philosophy of this arrangement, or the wisdom of
our ancestors in sending us for instruction to these woolly bedfellows.
A sheep, when it is dark, has nothing to do but to shut his silly
eyes, and sleep if he can. Man found out long sixes. -- Hail candle-light!
without disparagement to sun or moon, the kindliest luminary of
the three if we may not rather style thee their radiant deputy,
mild vice-roy of the moon ! -- We love to read, talk, sit silent,
eat, drink, sleep, by candlelight. They are every body's sun and
moon. This is our peculiar and household planet. Wanting it, what
savage unsocial nights must our ancestors have spent, wintering
in caves and unillumined fastnesses! They must have lain about
and grumbled at one another in the dark. What repartees could
have passed, when you must have felt about for a smile, and handled
a neighbour's cheek to be sure that he understood it? This accounts
for the seriousness of the elder poetry. It has a sombre cast
(try Hesiod or Ossian), derived from the tradition of those unlantern'd
nights. Jokes came in with candles. We wonder how they saw to
pick up a pin, if they had any. How did they sup? what a melange
of chance carving they must have made of it ! -- here one had
got a leg of a goat, when he wanted a horse's shoulder -- there
another had scooped his palm in a kid-skin of wild honey, when
he meditated right mare's milk. There is neither good eating nor
drinking in fresco. Who, even in these civilised times, has never
experienced this, when at some economic table he has commenced
dining after dusk, and waited for the flavour till the lights
came? The senses absolutely give and take reciprocally, Can you
tell pork from veal in the dark? or distinguish Sherris from pure
Malaga? Take away the candle from the smoking man; by the glimmering
of the left ashes, he knows that he is still smoking, hut he knows
it only by an inference; till the restored light, coming in aid
of the olfactories, reveals to both senses the full aroma. Then
how he redoubles his puffs! how he burnishes! [p 272] --
There is absolutely no such thing as reading, but by a candle.
We have tried the affectation of a book at noon-day in gardens,
and in sultry arbours; but it was labour thrown away. Those gay
motes in the beam come about you, hovering and teazing, like so
many coquets, that will have you all to their self, and are jealous
of your abstractions. By the midnight taper, the writer digests
his meditations. By the same light, we must approach to their
perusal, if we would catch the flame, the odour. It is a mockery,
all that is reported of the influential Phoebus. No true poem
ever owed its birth to the sun's light. They are abstracted works
--
"Things that were born, when none
but the still night,
And his dumb candle, saw his pinching throes."
Marry, daylight -- daylight might furnish
the images, the crude material; but for the fine shapings, the
true turning and filing (as mine author hath it), they must be
content to hold their inspiration of the candle. The mild internal
light, that reveals them, like fires on the domestic hearth, goes
out in the sunshine. Night and silence call out the starry fancies.
Milton's Morning Hymn on Paradise, we would hold a good wager,
was penned at midnight; and Taylor's richer description of a sun-rise
smells decidedly of the taper. Even ourself, in these our humble
lucubrations, tune our best measured cadences (Prose has her cadences)
not unfrequently to the charm of the drowsier watchman, "blessing
the doors;" or the wild sweep of winds at midnight. Even
now a loftier speculation than we have yet attempted, courts our
endeavours. We would indite something about the Solar System.
-- Betty, bring the candles.