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These letters should be primarily used in conjunction with the Blacklist. If anyone finds any other sites that they can use these for, please feel free to do so (and let me know!). YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE COPYRIGHT ON THESE LETTERS. If you want, feel free, if you can't be bothered, that's fine. I will not hunt you down if you use these without my express permission. You can also change them yourself and just use parts of them, if you want. I don't mind. It's all in the name of Noromo Awareness, how could I?! :) I would love to know how you go with your support. Is something done about it? Do you get a reply or a decent reason why? Let me know!
Webmaster = the webmaster's name. Duh. If you can't find it anywhere on the site, just say "Dear Webmaster". Barry = your name. Please do change this. Blacklisted sites could be slightly suspicious if they suddenly receive 100 emails from Noromos named Barry. X-Files site = the name of their site. http://noromo-power.com.au = the address of their site. In most cases you should include this, as they might run more than one. Options = this is the Shipper thing that they have without the accompanying Noromo option. It might be just, "links". It could be, "episode guide". Types = what type of X-F site it is. Is it a links guide? A fanfic rec's page? A multimedia site? An article archive? A general site? This line is just a bit of flattery to butter the request :).
If the Noromo option they are lacking in question is links, I would strongly suggest that you give them a list of links: LOON, the Bee Squad, Acacia Archive, Noromo Values (hey, you don't have to!), MORSOR, the NOROMO Love Page, DAWGToons, and MASHEO. Take your pick from them.
Dear WEBMASTER,
Hi. My name is BARRY, and I just wanted to congratulate you on the fine job you do with your site, X-FILES SITE at http://www.noromo-power.net.au.
However one thing bothers me. You have Shipper OPTIONS, but you don't have equal Noromo OPTIONS. This makes your site very unbalanced, as you have not declared it specifically Shipper friendly. Because you *have not* declared it either way, you really should include a Noromo alternative. There are plenty of Noromos out there that might be avoiding your site because of the lack of Noromo content.
This serves as another example of the discrimination Noromos face in their lives every day. People around the world and in the press *especially*, act as if "Shippers" are the only fan force accountable for online. This is so clearly not true! Not only does it continue a misconception, it discourages Noromos from pursuing their logical thinking; no one likes to be the lone voice in a crowd. If only they knew that they were one among many.
So - please make room in your site for Noromos. Not to mention the other splinter groups - Shlippers, Skippers, Fencers, Finishippers... if you can't accomodate all them, at *least* do a "anti-shipper" section and group us all together. Any recognition is better than none!
As one of the best TYPES of X-F web pages, around, it is your *responsobility* to do something about this. If this is not possible - at least give us a reason why. If you can't provide a Noromo alternative, then your only other option is to remove the Shipper parts of your site. In the interest of equality and fairness, please do what you have to do.
Platonically yours,
BARRY
Short and sweet!
Dear WEBMASTER,
Hi. My name is BARRY, and I just wanted to congratulate you on the fine job you do with your site, X-FILES SITE at http://www.noromo-power.net.au.
I notice that you now have a Noromo alternative to your Shipper OPTION, whereas before you didn't. I just wanted to say that I think it's fantastic that you support equal Noromo rights. The more recognition we Noromos get, the better!!
Once again, great site. :)
Yours platonically,
BARRY
AN ALREADY-HAD-IT-LISTINGS LETTER... We love these guys. This letter is also suitable for the Convertlistings people.
Dear WEBMASTER,
Hi. My name is BARRY, and I just wanted to congratulate you on the fine job you do with your site, X-FILES SITE at http://www.noromo-power.net.au.
I think it is great that you have Noromo OPTIONS on your site. A lot of sites just have Shipper things and no Noromo ones. It's good to see some equal rights promotion! You always were one cut above the rest. :)
Once again, great site. :)
Yours platonically,
BARRY
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