Change

A guy has a dream that God told him to have himself fixed up. So the guy has a hair transplant, he gets a nose job, he reduces and becomes nice and slim, buys new clothes. All of a sudden, he is struck by lightning, and winds up in heven.
He gets to heaven, and God doesn't even talk to him
He shouts at God, "you told me in my dreams to better myself. I had a nose job, I had a hair transplants, I took off weight- Now you don't even talk to me?"
God says, "Don't holler at me, I didn't even recognize you, Irving."