Little John

Little Johnny was sitting in the class doing math problem when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, " cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking." Little John says, " I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, " I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, " the one with the wedding ring one her finger, but I like the way you think."
Teacher!!!!