KID ROCK / GRITS SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST "Pimp Of The Nation" / my version There's only two type of men Pimps and Johns There's one type of bitch And that's a HOE ... CELESTE! [[[[PIMP TALK]]]] Verse 1 - Kid Rock PIMP Hold my dick like a holster All the girls want a Kid Rock poster And be able to boast when they look at The number one pimp with the number rap What's up with that While I'm a cool cat With a rap that's cooler than a pimp slap And because I do so much pimpin One day I'll probaly walk with a limp Drive a bid linconware with a button shirt And be a fifty-five year old pervert But for now, raps the occupation But one day, watch, I'll be pimp of the nation [[[[PIMP TALK]]]] Verse 2 - Kid Rock Pimp of the nation, I couldn't be it As the matter of fact, I fore see it But only pimpin hoes with a big toose While you be left pimpin Barbara Bush What's up granny, first name Anny Dried up cum and a second fanny The high life of your sex adventures You wanna suck this, take out your dentures A shot of life is all I'm givin Old pimp, young hoes, is how I'm livin But for now, raps my occupation But one day, watch, I'll be pimp of the nation [[[[PIMP TALK]]]] Verse 3 - Kid Rock I have hoes like horse in a stable Rich, famous, willing and able First off, za za gabore, a different gore Is my highest paid whore And for some hot booty waxin Fake ass Latoya Jackson RoseAnn Bars my newst trick While on the beach, I'll pruddle with your dick And the bitch who fucked with my cash Robbin Gibbins I'll whip your ass YEAH Kid Rock Kid Rock I'll be pimp of the nation One nation under a pimp Gettin paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped (x4) Aw yeah, who's pimpin out there Uhhh huhhhhhhhhhhh The midwest is pimpin Detroit is pimpin Mount Clemons is pimpin Romeo is pimpin Slim Shady he's pimpin Jodeci he's pimpin Flint your pimpin I said Dre he's pimpin My best friends, they're pimpin Chris he's pimpin Saginaw is pimpin Frank he's pimpin Muskegon is pimpin Tru mack daddys are pimpin Xavier your pimpin I said Clio your pimpin In Cali your pimpin Bay City your pimpin Alpena is pimpin Royce 5-9 he's pimpin Matt G he's pimpin Ann Arbor is pimpin Buena Vista is pimpin Kid Frost he's pimpin Birch Run is pimpin Juvenile he's pimpin Bridgeport is pimpin I said Lansing is pimpin Mystikal your pimpin Kid Rock your pimpin Wolveroses, your pimp pimp pimpin Rhode Island your pimpin Providence your pimpin Warrick is pimpin Newport is pimpin ICP, aw you ain't pimpin shit Word 'em up Word 'em up Kid Rock Kid Kid Rock Kid Kid Rock And I'm pimp of the nation WORD, you stay on third base I'm going home with the bacon baby PEACE