"My life is a joke. And I'm the punch-line." -Adam Green
"It needed to be more like 'Armaggedon'." -Johnny Vegas On "The French Connection".
"Nobody wants to be fat. And nobody wants to be fat on MTV." -Matt Levy
"I wouldn't wanna be friends with anyone who pooped their pants. What a dork." -Vernee Peacock
"Everybody who isn't me, scares me." -Bailie Slevin
"Never underestimate the power of a great ass." -Ben McCollister
"Even though I'm East European, I still consider them people." -Gregor On Jews.
"Farting is funny." -Tad Valk
"I wanna be a serial killer when I grow up." -Gabbie DeFino
"Ya know, they never DO tell you how to get to Sesame Street." -Kevin Van Blarkem
"The truth is always stupid." -Mary-Beth Platt
"There are little people living in my pants." -Arleigh Kinchelo
"All the flavor's in the fat." -Nat Thomas On meat and circumcision.
"I'm so witty I could shoot myself." -Juliet Verni
"You're not cool until you start kidnapping babies." -Chris Zorda
On David Bowie in "Labyrinth".
"Coolness comes from within." -Mary-Beth Platt
"Look for a good move and then, make a better one." -Julius Kador On chess (or life?).
"Bread is bread and an essay is an essay." -?
"Oh please, your brain couldn't even STAND next to mine." -Ryan Funck
"You won't be happy when my volatile nuts explode all over your face." -Billy Mead Making good use of the vocabulary word "volatile".
"I am 92 pounds of solid WOMAN" -Gabbie DeFino
"If it's not one thing, it's your mother." -André Braugher, "Homicide"