10.Anna Nicole Smith fits through your kitty door without the aid of lubricants.

9.Catfood dish replaced with Rush Limbaugh trough.

8.Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pants suit.

7.It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.

6."Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously.

5.Larry King keeps trying to kiss it full on the lips.

4.Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.

3.He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.

2.Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.

1.Has more chins than lives.